Dutch ING and Friends Plot a Stablecoin Coup in Europe!
What to know:
- Ah, Europe‘s MiCA decree flings wide the grand doors, to let banks parade regulated stablecoins across 27 realms! 🍾
- And lo! ING joins the jolly mêlée, squaring off against the French musketeer, Société Générale — a duel most comic and inevitable! 🥖⚔️
Pray, the Dutch ING, that sly banker from the lowlands, plots a stablecoin of admirable steadiness, lured by Europa’s new decree written last year by the wise lawmakers—words whispered from secret sources, or two chattering tongues at court.
This stablecoin, not the lone wolf, but a merry band of banks and crypto knaves in consortium, doth gear up for a slow waltz. “Patience!” quoth one insider, “for the board of many heads must give its royal nod.”
Yet when barraged with questions, ING donned the mask of silence, a noble feat only matched by the courtiers of yore. 🎭
Under MiCA’s gaze, issuers must brandish licenses and hoard their treasures in European vaults—no pirate’s stash allowed. The euro stablecoin thus flaunts its shiny armor, outshining the famed dollar cousins.
JPMorgan scribes have noted — the compliant euro stablecoin, Circle’s EURC, dances nimbly past the shadowy Tether in this arena of finance, no small intrigue for those who love tales of rivalry and fortune.
But hark! The French Société Générale, that proud stablecoin pioneer of SG Forge fame, shall soon find itself challenged by this Dutch cabal. A sport most entertaining for those who prefer their banking with a pinch of drama and a sprinkle of absurdity. 🍵⚔️
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