Crypto Millionaire’s Epic Fail 🤯

Now, see, there was this fella – they called him “PUMP Top Fund 2,” fancy name for a gambler, really. Just eight days ago, he rolled up to Binance with two billion of these little digital tokens, PUMP they were called. Worth twelve and three-quarter million, he figured. Expectin’ a big show, a listin’ on the exchange, the whole shebang. Like plantin’ a prize melon and expectin’ a blue ribbon. Only, the ribbon never came. 🤷‍♂️

Binance, they just handed the tokens back, near enough a day later. Said, “Not for us, friend.” So PUMP, he didn’t take kindly to that, no sir. Shoved ‘em all over to Bybit, hopin’ for a different reception. A fella can dream, can’t he? But time, it’s a cruel beast. While those tokens were movin’, the price decided to take a dive – a forty-six percent dive, mind you. From six-four thousandths of a dollar to three-five. Wiped out a six million dollar profit quicker than a dust devil in Oklahoma. Just…gone.

This PUMP thing, it powers this Solana launchpad called PumpFun. Started with a little flash, a bit of a run-up after the initial sellin’, but it settled down quicker than a tired hound dog. Dropped below what they *originally* sold it for. Some folks are sittin’ pretty, sure. But there’s always them early buyers, the ones who jumped in too quick… well, they’re seein’ red. Serves ‘em right, chasin’ fool’s gold. It’s always the way, ain’t it? 💰📉

2025-07-25 17:32

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