Crypto Mayhem & Job Delays: A Week That’ll Make You Question Reality!

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What to Know (If You Dare):

What to Watch (And Maybe Hide From)

Token Events (Because Why Not?)

  • Nov. 17-18: Banking Transformation Summit (Charlotte, NC) – They’ll “transform” your confusion into confusion squared! 🏦💥
  • Nov. 18: AFC Policy Summit 2025 (Washington) – Where politicians debate crypto like it’s a game of chess… and they’re all pawns. 🎩♟️
  • Nov. 18: Euro Stablecoin Forum (Frankfurt) – Because nothing says “stability” like a coin named after a continent! 🇩🇪💶
  • Nov. 18: Lugano Finance Forum (Switzerland) – Swiss banks, Swiss clocks, Swiss levels of secrecy. Who needs sleep? 😴🇨🇭
  • Nov. 18-19: Digital Assets Compliance Summit (NYC) – Compliance: the art of making simple things complicated since forever. 🚨📄
  • Nov. 19-20: MoneyLIVE Payments Europe (Amsterdam) – Payments? In Europe? Bold move, considering their internet speed. 🌐🇳🇱
  • Nov. 19-20: Fintech NerdCon 2025 (Miami) – Bring your VR headset and a therapist. 🤖💸
  • Nov. 20: RegTech Summit New York 2025 – Where regulations meet technology… and chaos is the main attraction! 🤹♂️⚖️
  • Nov. 21-23: BITFEST 2025 (Manchester) – A festival? For bits? What even is reality anymore?! 🌀🇬🇧
  • Nov. 22-23: Australian Crypto Convention 2025 (Sydney) – Down under, up above-crypto madness knows no hemisphere! 🐨🇦🇺

Stay solvent, stay sane, and remember: if all else fails, there’s always Swiss cheese and panic! 😂🧀

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2025-11-17 14:27