Crypto Mama Drama: dogwifhat, Pepe, and BNB Are Plotting Their Next Moves (You Won’t Believe #3!)

So apparently, crypto coins are now like middle schoolers after a snow day—completely wild and breaking away from every form of order. Last week, a handful of altcoins decided they’re too good for “market consolidation” (aka nap time) and busted out some serious gains. Why? Because the US-China trade war threw in the towel (for the week), the Fed did literally nothing (a true American tradition), and suddenly Bitcoin jumped past $100K. Yes, that means people with laser eyes in their Twitter profile are now insufferable again. 🙃

What does this mean for your “I’m totally not a gambler” portfolio? Dogwifhat, Pepe, and Binance Coin (BNB) have all RSVP’d to the breakout party next week—assuming Bitcoin doesn’t trip over its own shoes going up the stairs.

Bitcoin’s New ATH: Altcoins Put On Their Party Hats (Again)

Bitcoin’s ego is dangerously close to setting a new all-time high—again. Meanwhile, politicians are doing whatever it is they do, and now altcoins are basking in Bitcoin’s reflected glory. Market dominance? 63.3%. Yes, he tracks that now.

Bunch of altcoins went up over 20%. Meme coins went up even more, because nobody learns lessons. Bull run incoming? Maybe! Or maybe you’ll be explaining to your grandma why PEPE isn’t a real frog. Again.

dogwifhat (WIF) Price Analysis

dogwifhat—yes, it’s literally a dog with a hat; welcome to 2025—kept bouncing above $0.8. Right now, it’s at $0.8632, up 19% in twenty-four hours. That’s the kind of energy I aspire to, but with less math.

If buyers can break $0.91, we might see this thing chase a new high at $1.4. Otherwise, sellers are poised to rain on the parade like someone telling you your favorite dog meme isn’t a real investment strategy.

But hey, if WIF drops below the 23.6% Fibonacci level and bounces at $0.735, that’s apparently good news. Maybe Fibonacci sees the future, maybe he just liked spirals—who knows? Oh, but if it tanks to $0.7, WIF will probably just pace in the corner until next week.

Pepe Price Analysis

Pepe, the coin with more memes than actual investors, bounced off its 50-day moving average. It’s trying to hop past $0.000014, but keeps slipping. At the moment, it’s chilling at $0.00001313, up 7.6% in one day, because frogs aren’t bound by your “logic.”

The 20-day moving average is starting to point north, RSI is in the “excited but not quite crazy” zone, so buyers have the advantage. If Pepe manages to freestyle jump over $0.000014, look out for $0.000015. If sellers get cranky, though, expect it to slide to $0.0000115 or, yikes, a flat $0.00001. Frogs can fall too, you know. 🐸

Binance Coin (BNB) Price Analysis

BNB got denied a seat at the $680 table and is now loitering around $655, up 3.3% which, in crypto, is like your Roomba finding a corner—cute, but nothing to tweet about.

If buyers can push it past $680, we may see BNB attempt a daring run toward $700. Sellers, however, are frantically waving their arms, trying to shove it back below $644. If they succeed, BNB could retreat to a humbling $610, and everyone will pretend this was part of the plan all along.

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