Oh, darling, the crypto market is having a moment-a hot, sweaty, bullish moment. 🌡️ Major tokens are breaking out like they’re escaping a bad relationship, and investors are *living* for it. But the real question is: will this fling last, or is it just a one-week stand? 💔
Fun fact: the crypto-space just liquidated $313.48 million in the past 24 hours. That’s like burning a Birkin bag for drama. 🔥 Ethereum led the liquidation party with $27.29 million in long positions and $91.19 million in short positions-because why not? Bitcoin wasn’t far behind, with $8.79 million in long and $23.62 million in short positions. Someone’s having a *moment*. 😏
So, will Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP keep this bullish momentum, or are they due for a hangover? 🍸 Only time (and a lot of charts) will tell.
Bitcoin: $120K or Bust? 🚀
Bitcoin’s back, baby! Reclaiming the $116k mark like it’s NBD, with a 24H high of $117,689. After a little consolidation siesta, it’s now on a rise that would make a rocket blush. 🌕 With a market cap of $2.31 trillion (casual), it’s trading at a 6% discount from its ATH. Someone call the bargain hunters! 🛍️
The MACD is like, “Buy, buy, buy!” with its red histogram declining faster than my interest in small talk. A Golden Cross is brewing, and BTC’s looking spicier than a hot priest. 😇 Will it hit $120K? Stranger things have happened. (Looking at you, Dogecoin.)
Support levels? $115K and $110,485. Resistance? $117,500 and $120K. But let’s be real, who doesn’t love a little resistance? 💪
Ethereum: $4K or Nah? 💎
Ethereum was on the brink of a breakup with its $3,388 support, but plot twist! It made a comeback hotter than a Fleabag monologue. In 6 days, it’s up 9%-its best week since July. You go, Glenn Coco! 🎉 At $3,983, it’s flirting with $4K like it’s no big deal. Market cap? $474.35 billion. Casual.

The RSI is at 67.62-basically, it’s feeling itself. And the volume? Volatile AF, but in a good way. If ETH keeps this up, $4,042 is next. Dream bigger? $4,350. But if it trips, $3,850 or $3,760 are waiting with open arms. 🛑
XRP: 13% Up? Someone’s Fancy! 🥳
XRP’s back in the spotlight, and it’s serving bullish realness. After retesting $3, it’s up 10% in 72 hours. Market cap? $191.135 billion. Dominance? 4.9779%. Someone’s having a glow-up. ✨

The Bear Bull Power (BBP) is soaring like my anxiety at a family dinner. If the bulls keep it up, $3.50 is in sight. But if profit-booking gets spicy, $3.25 or $3 are the safety nets. 🪢
So, will crypto keep the party going, or is it time to call an Uber? Only the charts (and maybe a Ouija board) know. 🕺💃
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