Crypto Goes Bonkers: $1.3B Inflow Party 🎉 – ETFs on a 7-Day Binge!

Oh. My. God. Bitcoin and Ether ETFs are basically Bridget Jones’s diary right now – seven days of consecutive gains, $876 million here, $421 million there, and suddenly they’re the life of the crypto party. 🥳 Institutional investors are swiping right on these ETFs like they’re the last slice of pizza at 2 AM. Bullish momentum? More like bullish *mania*. 🚀

Bitcoin ETFs Are on a Hot Streak, Darling – $876M Inflows! Ether’s Not Far Behind with $421M 💸

So, the crypto ETF train is less of a train and more of a bullet train that’s left all the naysayers eating its dust. Bitcoin and Ether ETFs are delivering inflows like they’re Amazon Prime, and everyone’s acting like this is totally normal. Spoiler: It’s not. 🌚 Institutional capital is flooding in like it’s Black Friday at Selfridges, and these assets are *living* for it.

Bitcoin ETFs? Oh, they’re just casually raking in $875.61 million in new inflows, NBD. That’s seven days of “yes, please, and thank you.” Blackrock’s IBIT is basically the Beyoncé of this story, pulling in $899.42 million. Valkyrie’s BRRR is more of a side character with $4.81 million, and Grayscale’s GBTC had a tiny $28.62 million outflow – probably just bought a latte or something. ☕

Trading activity hit $7.79 billion – an all-time high, darling. That’s more action than a season finale of *Love Island*. Net assets for Bitcoin ETFs are sitting pretty at $164.91 billion, because why not? 💎

ETH 7-day inflow streak. Source: Sosovalue (aka the Oracle of Crypto)

Ether ETFs? Oh, they’re not about to be left out of the spotlight. $420.87 million in inflows, because why not keep the party going? Blackrock’s ETHA is the queen of the ball with $437.51 million. Grayscale’s Ether Mini Trust and 21shares’ TETH are the cute sidekicks with $5.48 million and $3.58 million, respectively. Fidelity’s FETH had a $25.70 million outflow – probably just needed a spa day. 🧖‍♀️

Trading volume? $4.04 billion. Net assets? $30.85 billion. Investor confidence? Through. The. Roof. Both Bitcoin and Ether ETFs have been in the green for over a week – a streak so rare it’s basically a unicorn. 🦄 If this momentum keeps up, October’s gonna be hotter than Mark Darcy in a wet shirt. 💦

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2025-10-08 16:57