In the waning days of December 2025, amidst the festive chaos and eggnog-induced hazes, the crypto world buzzed with the clinking of $335.1 million being poured into 18 projects. 🤑 Ah, capitalism’s grand finale for the year.
Leading this cavalcade of cash was RedotPay, a Hong Kong-based fintech firm that somehow convinced investors to part with $107 million in a Series B round. One might wonder if they offered free dim sum with every investment. 🥟
RedotPay
- $107 million Series B round-because why not?
- Based in Hong Kong, where money flows like tea in a dim sum restaurant.
- Backed by Goodwater Capital, Pantera, and Blockchain Capital-who presumably wrote checks while sipping artisanal coffee.
- Total raised: $194 million. Enough to buy everyone in Hong Kong a RedotPay cap. Maybe.
“Thrilled to share that we’ve successfully closed our Series B funding round, a major step in our mission to make digital finance accessible, secure, and efficient for everyone. 🚀
By building on #blockchain rails, we’re moving beyond traditional #fintech to deliver a faster,…
Fuse (Project Zero)
- $70 million Series B round. What’s zero about that? 🤔
- Fully diluted valuation of $5 billion-because apparently, valuation is just a fun word game now.
- Investors include Lower Carbon and Balderton Capital, who probably thought, “Why not burn money on Fuse?”
- Total raised: $160 million. Enough to power a small country. Or at least a toaster.
“Today we announce our $70M Series B, led by @lowercarbon and @balderton, bringing Fuse to a $5B valuation.
Time to go further.
METYA
- $50 million Strategic round-because love and algorithms are priceless. Or $50 million, apparently.
- An AI-driven Web3 dating platform. Swipe right on blockchain, folks. 💘
- Backed by Century United Holdings Group, Castrum Capital, and Zibra Capital. Who knew Cupid needed VC money?
Olea
- $30 million Series A round. Digital trade finance-because paperwork is so 2024. 📄
- Investors include BBVA, XDC, and The Dock-presumably the ones funding the paper shredders.
Projects Under $15 Million Funding
- DAWN (Andrena): $13 million Series B round. Dawn of what, exactly? 🤷♂️
- ETHGAS: $12 million seed round. Enough gas to keep the crypto engine running for a week, maybe.
- YO Protocol (YO Labs): $10 million Series A round. YO, what’s up with that?
- Speed: $8 million unknown round. Slow and steady didn’t win this race.
- SocialGood: $5.6 million Series B round. Because goodness knows we need more social experiments.
- HolmesAI: $5 million strategic round. Sherlock would be proud of this funding mystery.
- worm wtf: $4.5 million unknown round. Yes, that’s the project name. No, we don’t have answers.
- Harbor DEX: $4.2 million seed round. Anchors aweigh for this crypto ship.
- Football Fun: $3 million public sale. Because blockchain and football are totally related.
- Space: $3 million seed round. To infinity and beyond… for $3 million.
- Strata: $3 million seed round. Digging deep into that crypto geology.
- Rainbow: $3 million public sale with a $100 million fully diluted valuation. 🌈 Because unicorns are so passé.
- DeepBook AI: $2 million unknown round. Reading between the lines costs money, apparently.
- Moto: $1.8 million pre-seed round. Vroom vroom, here comes the crypto bike.
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