Oh, darling! Bitcoin took a rather dramatic plunge yesterday, flirting with the abyss at just under $86,000. But fear not, it has bounced back with a flourish, recovering more than a grand since then. Quite the comeback, wouldn’t you say? 🎉
Meanwhile, most altcoins are having a rather dismal day, with the likes of XRP, SOL, and DOGE painting the town red. But look! PI has finally managed to scrape together some minor gains. Bravo! 👏
BTC Bounces Back
Just a week ago, our dear BTC was strutting its stuff above $87,500, basking in the glow of the Fed’s latest meeting and the conclusion of Ripple’s lawsuit. But alas, it couldn’t keep up the charade and plummeted to a mere $83,000. How tragic! 😱
It did manage to bounce back, lingering around $84,000 over the weekend, before making a rather dramatic move on Sunday evening that continued into Monday. At one point, our beloved digital asset soared to $88,800 for the first time in over two weeks. Quite the rollercoaster! 🎢
However, the bearish momentum was relentless, and BTC found itself in a rather violent rejection on Wednesday, dropping beneath $86,000 after a near $3,000 decline. Oh, the drama! 😩
But fear not! It defended that level with all the grace of a seasoned performer and quickly rose back above it. Now, it trades at around $87,500, which is over a grand and a half higher than yesterday’s low. Its market cap has taken a slight dip to $1.735 trillion, but its dominance over the altcoins has increased to a respectable 58.6%. How splendid! 💃

SUI Takes the Stage with a 9% Rise
While most altcoins have been busy sulking, Ethereum is down by over 1.5% and is teetering on the edge of breaking below $2,000 once again. XRP has slipped beneath $2.4 after a nearly 4% daily drop. SOL, DOGE, and ADA are in similar straits, while SHIB has taken a nosedive of 7%. Oh dear! 😬
In a delightful twist, BNB and TRX are up by around 1-2%. But the real stars of the show today are TON and TUI, who have surged by 7% and 9%, respectively. Bravo, darlings! The former is trading close to $3.9, while the latter has neared $2.8. Quite the performance! 🌟
Alas, the total crypto market cap has lost over $35 billion since yesterday, now down to $2.965 trillion. What a spectacle! 🎭

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2025-03-27 13:08