Well, I say, old bean, it appears the crypto chaps have had a bit of a tumble, what? Bitcoin, that stalwart of the digital dosh world, has taken a header below the $113,000 mark for the first time since August 3. Dash it all, one can’t help but feel a bit of a pang for the poor fellows who were counting their virtual chickens.
And it’s not just Bitcoin that’s feeling the pinch. The altcoins, those plucky upstarts, are mostly in the red, too. Ethereum, bless its digital heart, is clinging to $4,200 like a man clinging to a lamppost after one too many at the Drones Club. XRP, meanwhile, has slipped below its crucial support level, leaving it as wobbly as a one-legged ostrich on a tightrope. 🪜💔
BTC’s Unscheduled Dip Below $113K
Now, the business week was expected to be a bit of a rollercoaster, especially after that suspiciously calm weekend when Bitcoin was trading sideways around $117,500. One might say it was the calm before the storm, or perhaps the lull before the financial fandango. 🌪️💃
The trouble began on Monday, as it so often does, with Bitcoin taking a nosedive to an 11-day low of $115,000. This coincided, rather inconveniently, with that highly anticipated meeting between Trump, Zelenskyy, and a few other chaps in suits. One can’t help but wonder if the markets were taking their cues from the political shenanigans. 🕴️🤝
Tuesday, alas, brought no reprieve. Despite a brief rally to $117,000, the bulls lost their grip faster than a butter-fingered chap at a cricket match. By Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning, Bitcoin had plummeted below $113,000, its lowest point in three weeks. Fear, old sport, has taken the wheel. 🚗😱
Though it’s since bounced back to nearly $114,000, it’s still in the red on a daily scale. Its market cap has shrunk to $2.265 trillion, and its dominance over the altcoins remains below 58%. Not exactly a triumph, eh? 🏆↘️

ADA Takes a Tumble, XRP in a Spot of Bother
Now, let’s turn our attention to the altcoins, shall we? LINK, the plucky little rascal, has managed a 3% daily increase, but it’s a rare bright spot in an otherwise gloomy landscape. SOL, TRX, LEO, and TON have also squeaked out minor gains, but it’s hardly cause for popping the champagne corks. 🍾🥂
Ethereum, poor dear, has dropped toward $4,200 after a 1% decline. BNB, DOGE, HYPE, XLM, and SUI are also nursing their wounds, each down by a similar margin. It’s enough to make one reach for the smelling salts. 🤕💨
Ripple’s XRP, once the darling of the crypto set, has fallen below $3.00, a level considered crucial for its bull market aspirations. A 4% decline has left it languishing at $2.90. One can almost hear the collective groan from its holders. 😩💔
But the real tragedy, old bean, is Cardano’s ADA. It’s taken the biggest hit of the larger-cap alts, shedding over 8% of its value and struggling to stay afloat at $0.85. Dash it all, it’s like watching a prized racehorse trip over its own hooves. 🏇💥
The total crypto market cap has seen over $70 billion vanish overnight, leaving it at a rather paltry $3.920 trillion. One can’t help but feel a bit of schadenfreude, though it’s hardly sporting to gloat. 😏💸

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