Crypto Chaos! Binance Warns Everyone, So Don’t Be a Dumper-Oops, I Mean Faker! 😱🤡

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Crypto Circus: Binance‘s Big Top Comedy Show 🎪

Well, ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your digital wallets! Binance’s fearless leader, the legendary Changpeng “CZ” Zhao, aka “Mr. No-Scams-Allowed,” just dropped a bomb-more like a goofy slapstick gag-on the crypto community! 🚨💥

Apparently, dodgy characters-think of them as the crypto equivalent of street magicians-are pretending to be “listing agents,” fancy talk for: scammers disguised as legitimate folks. These con artists include supposed middlemen, slick consultants, or even ex-Binance employees-because who doesn’t want a past employee’s “special connections,” right? 😉🤥

In the tweet, CZ-a man who, by the way, can’t make listings happen just by snapping his fingers-warns everyone that if anyone claims they can fast-track your Binance listing, you’re dealing with a scammer. Imagine that! The only thing they’d fast-track is their “Get Rich Quick” scheme. 🚀💨

Anyone claiming to help you get on Binance? That’s a scammer-plain as the nose on your face!

Report these fraudsters, or they’ll get blacklisted! Sometimes, they even get published-like a bad reality show! Cheers! 🍻

– CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) December 17, 2025

Now, here’s the kicker-CZ can’t wave a magic wand and put your project on Binance. Nope! They follow a seriously structured process-like a fancy bureaucratic dance-taking into account everything from market hype, project quality, team background, and a lot of mumbo jumbo that sounds official but is just good old-fashioned “trust me, bro.”

How Binance Does Its Listing Shuffle

It’s divided into three acts: Binance Alpha, Binance Futures, and Binance Spot. Moving from one act to the next depends on how well your project performs in the “please take me seriously” test-covering everything from utility and revenue to the team’s past soap operas. Yep, they judge everything-basically, a Project Miss Universe competition, but with more charts and less swimsuits. 🏆📊

Breaking Crypto News: Binance’s New Toy and Goodbye to Some Pairs

Binance just launched a shiny new Web3 Loan-because old-fashioned loans are so last century! Now you can borrow crypto directly from third-party protocols with your assets as collateral-talk about putting your money where your mouth is! 💸🪜

Oh, and don’t get too comfy-eight trading pairs are waving adios on Dec 19 at 3 a.m. (UTC). They include AI/FDUSD, BICO/BTC, and the like. No more trading these fancy pairs, folks! Sayonara, suckers. 👋😜

Plus, Binance is testing some high-tech stuff-UTF-8-is that a new dance? No, it’s a nerdy upgrade to make things snappier-because who doesn’t like a good tech facelift?

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2025-12-17 19:06