“Crypto Chaos: 90% Crash, Bitcoin Blues, and Gold Glitter!”

Oh boy, where do I even start? MANTRA’s OM token decided to take a nosedive straight into the abyss, losing a whopping 90% of its value. That’s right, folks, $5 billion just vanished into thin air! Poof! 🎩✨ The price of OM dropped faster than my pants at a Mel Brooks movie marathon, hitting a measly $0.7748. That’s an 87.66% drop in just 24 hours! Meanwhile, trading volume skyrocketed by 2979% to $2.25 billion. Co-founder JP Mullin tried to calm the storm by saying, “We are here and not going anywhere,” and even shared the team’s wallet. But let’s be honest, when someone says, “We’re not going anywhere,” it usually means they’re already halfway out the door. 🚪 MANTRA blamed the crash on “reckless liquidations,” but I’m pretty sure it was just a case of “Oops, we did it again!” 🤷‍♂️