So, a bunch of crypto companies – and I use the term “bunch” loosely, it’s more like a herd of slightly bewildered wildebeests – wrote a letter to Congress. Apparently, the Department of Justice (DOJ), those paragons of legal clarity, decided to interpret some laws in a way that’s about as clear as mud in a swamp at midnight. Their interpretation? Basically, every blockchain developer could become a convicted felon. Just like that! 💥
Think of it: all those bright young coders, hunched over their keyboards, suddenly facing the prospect of orange jumpsuits and three squares a day. It’s enough to make you weep into your artisanal kombucha. 😭
The letter, signed by the usual suspects (Kraken, Coinbase, and a bunch of other names that sound suspiciously like they were pulled from a hat), claims the DOJ’s approach is “unprecedented and overly expansive.” They also used words like “confusion” and “ambiguity” – words rarely associated with government pronouncements, let alone those involving legal action. 🤔
This whole mess started with the DOJ charging the developers of Tornado Cash – a crypto mixer – with money laundering. One developer is out on bail (lucky him!), another is on the lam (even luckier, depending on your outlook). It’s like a crypto soap opera, except instead of infidelity and family secrets, it’s about money laundering and the intricacies of US Code. 🍿
The crypto gang argues that the DOJ’s interpretation ignores previous guidance from the Treasury’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN). FinCEN, apparently, thinks that if a developer doesn’t actually *touch* the customer’s money, they’re not running a “money transmitting business.” But the DOJ? The DOJ has other ideas. It’s a case of two government agencies disagreeing, which is, well, about as common as a unicorn riding a bicycle. 🦄🚲
The letter warns that this could lead to a mass exodus of crypto developers from the US. This would be a sad day indeed – unless you’re a fan of seeing American innovation flee to friendlier climes. Then it’s a party! 🎉
Oh, and there’s also a lawsuit. Because of course there is. A fellow from Coin Center is suing the Attorney General – gotta love that American spirit of litigation! He thinks the DOJ’s interpretation is unconstitutional. Which is… a pretty strong accusation. Even for the wild world of cryptocurrency. 💣
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2025-03-27 07:08