2025 was the year crypto exchanges decided to throw a huge party-and everyone brought their wallets. According to CryptoQuant, Binance and Bybit led the chaos with a combined $79 trillion in trading volume. Someone hand them the Nobel Prize for inflation, please 🎓💸.
Binance’s Perpetual Party: Blame the Futures 🎉
Spot trading? Just $18.6 trillion. A 9% surge, which is basically a yawn compared to perpetual futures. Those? They hit $61.8 trillion-a 29% leap that makes you wonder if “perpetual” also means “perpetually broke” 😂.
Binance, the undisputed crypto kingpin, owned 41% of the top 10 CEX spot volume. ETH, XRP, BNB, TRX, and SOL were the VIPs at this crypto soiree. Meanwhile, Binance’s Bitcoin futures volume? $25.4 trillion. That’s 42% of the top 10. And their stablecoin stash? $47.6 billion in USDT/USDC. Translation: they’re holding your money hostage with 72% of the stablecoin stash. Thanks, Binance! 🛑🫡
2026: The Year Crypto Goes Legit (Or Collapses Gracefully) 🏛️
Institutional investors are finally warming up to crypto, thanks to a regulatory outlook that’s less “wild west” and more “tax audit.” The Clarity Act is coming in 2026, and the Genius Act is already in play. Crypto exchanges are preening for another volume bonanza. Because nothing says “stability” like a $79 trillion market and a dash of political theater 🎭📈.
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