Could Shiba Inu Skyrocket? Analyst Predicts 1,800% Gain – Hold Onto Your Hats! 🎩🚀

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It is with no small measure of amusement that I report the recent musings of our esteemed crypto analyst, Quantum Ascend, who has, in a most elaborate manner, laid before us a weekly-chart “roadmap” concerning the illustrious Shiba Inu (SHIB). In his latest video-what a modern contrivance-it seems he has delineated three targets for what he deems an impending altcoin cycle. However, dear readers, do not be too hasty to rejoice, for he does caution that SHIB’s prolonged and profound drawdown may well serve to cap any potential ascent, should the macroeconomic conditions decide to take a turn for the worse. How delightful! 🙄

The Base Case For Shiba Inu Price

In his post upon the platform known as X, our analyst enumerates the so-called “Altseason Targets.” The conservative estimate, which is frankly modest in its ambition, is posited at an astonishingly precise “$0.47 e-8.” The “Primary” target, if you will, is set at the somewhat more accessible $0.00014, while the pièce de résistance-the “Blow-Off” target-is a heady $0.00035. Mr. Ascend, in an effort to impress us with his sophistication, has anchored this roadmap to an Elliott Wave structure and Fibonacci extensions, asserting that the bullish trajectory is, alas, conditional and not guaranteed. A pity! 🥴

Reflecting upon the tumultuous journey of SHIB since its unprecedented peak in 2021, Mr. Ascend laments the subsequent descent that has led us back to a historically significant price zone. “Count out these five wave moves,” he urges, yet since that moment, we have seen naught but a steady decline. How thrilling! His assertion that the recent movements can be interpreted as a “crashing pattern” that often resolves itself in a return towards prior heights is indeed a comforting thought. One cannot help but wonder if he harbors any true optimism! 😏

“So you have your five waves down,” he continues, “and typically what’ll happen is that the price rolls back up to the fourth wave.” Such a delightful image he paints! Yet, we must remain ever cautious, for he cites the one great impediment to his unabashed optimism: the sheer magnitude of SHIB’s drawdown relative to past cycles. “The disheartening truth,” he states, “is that from its 2021 heights, the price has plummeted by an astonishing 93% at the worst, and remains down 92%. Alas, my dear friends, it appears history may yet repeat itself!” 🎭

The Bullish Case For SHIB Price

Nevertheless, in a display of remarkable perseverance, our analyst presents upside zones utilizing the confluence of broader and nearer-term Fibonacci ranges. His esteemed primary target for this so-called “altseason environment” is the 1.618 Fibonacci extension, which would translate into a staggering rally of 1,800% from the current price. Quite the ambitious declaration! As for the blow-off scenario, it suggests a leap to $0.00035, though he presents this as a possibility dressed in improbable attire. A delightful jest indeed! 😂

In his noble pursuit of reality, Mr. Ascend employs market-cap mathematics as a sobering reminder. “SHIB currently boasts a market cap of $4.2 billion-a rather large sum for a coin of its nature,” he muses, suggesting that a conservative move could imply a valuation of roughly $25 billion, while the more extreme scenarios flirt with triple-digit billions. “That’s quite the leap! To think it could reach such heights for a coin that, in all honesty, does little more than amuse us!”

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Macro Structure Points to New Highs

Altseason Targets:

➤➤ Conservative: $0.47 e-8

➤➤ Primary: $0.00014

➤➤ Blow-Off: $0.00035

Here’s the Roadmap

– Quantum Ascend (@quantum_ascend) December 18, 2025

Despite his lofty forecasts, Mr. Ascend implores his audience to exercise prudence in their trading endeavors, noting that he himself possesses no share of SHIB. “If I did own this coin,” he quips, “I would consider parting with it at the Fibonacci level of $0.00004699,” indicating that a strategy of dollar-cost averaging might serve one well in this rather whimsical meme-coin market. As of this writing, SHIB is trading at $0.00000738-a most curious figure indeed!

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2025-12-19 19:25