What do you get when you merrily mash up Binance’s formidable tech and labyrinthine legal future-proofing know-how? That’s right: a dazzling Crypto-as-a-Service (CaaS) offering that’s as tasty as a hot toffee-apple on an autumn day, designed to catapult money-keepers into the crypto universe.
The September dawn carried a report from the Office of Inspector General, a pale wind that casts doubt on whether the Gensler-led SEC wore transparency and integrity like banners through 2021 to 2025. French Hill, chair of the House Financial Services Committee, speaks in a letter to Atkins as if reading a weathered map of questions and rumors. 🤔
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, that old gatekeeper in a pinstripe duster, has finally leaned on the fence and let Doublezero’s 2Z token slip through-provided it treads lightly. After months of back-and-forth that could’ve made a cat switch its tail twice, the SEC dropped a no-action letter Sept. 29, effectively saying, “Proceed, but don’t make us regret this.”
Hugh Norton-Smith, co-founder of Intersection Growth Partners, gleefully shared his insights with CryptoMoon. His company, he says, is witnessing a “massive re-shoring of crypto talent” thanks to the newfound clarity of US regulations. What a gift to humanity! It’s as if the fog lifted, revealing a path to prosperity.
In a move that would make even the most jaded clerk raise an eyebrow, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) have decided to stop playing regulatory chess and start dancing the tango. 🕺💃 On Sept. 29, they hosted a roundtable so historic, it made the Dodd-Frank Act look like a casual coffee chat. Acting CFTC Chair Caroline Pham declared it a “new day,” which, let’s be honest, is regulator-speak for “we’ve finally stopped tripping over each other’s jurisdiction.” 🌅
Authorities froze 67 wallets holding nearly 10 million USDT and linked the platform to a whopping $224 million in illicit flows. 🤑🔒
Guided by the SEC’s Crypto Task Force-a name that sounds like a Tolstoyan tragedy in the making-executives from NYSE and ICE deliberated on how to yoke this digital wild horse to the plow of regulation. The goal: to preserve investor protections while ensuring innovation doesn’t suffocate under its own contradictions. A task as delicate as balancing a teacup on a storm-tossed ship.
Bitcoin put options are priced higher than a Londoner’s coffee. ☕
In a post upon the modern bulletin of X, Miss Amelie declared the arrangement to be of immense consequence for XRP, as both realms resolve to align on stablecoins, tokenization, and cross‑border market access. The pundit further noted that Ripple’s Managing Director, Miss Cassie Craddock, affirmed that the US-UK Transatlantic Taskforce would procure closer cooperation in digital assets-perhaps over afternoon tea and regulatory amendments alike. ☕️📜
Now, don’t hold your breath waiting for this rollout to happen. The SEC is like that friend who promises to bring dessert to dinner but only shows up with half a bag of gummy bears. They say this is a priority, but a date? Who knows! The transformation could happen in the next few days, or, you know, when pigs fly. 🐷✈️