COTI, the blockchain layer that’s more private than your diary, has launched a loyalty platform that actually rewards you for, you know, *using* it. Unlike those airdrops that give you tokens for breathing (and sometimes not even that), COTI Earn hands out Token Points (TPs) for every genuine interaction. These TPs are minted onchain daily and plopped into your wallet faster than you can say “decentralized finance.” 🚀
As the above 8-hour chart reveals, the $BTC price has been meandering within a descending channel, a most predictable affair. But lo! On Wednesday, it broke free, a phoenix rising from the ashes of bearish expectations. Descending channels, one must note, are the epitome of bullishness. Thus, the price is expected to soar to the all-time high and beyond, perhaps even to $130,000. A measured move, one might say, with all the precision of a well-timed quip. 😎
The initiative arrives as Nordic nations seek ways to shield their economies from geopolitical turbulence and currency volatility. With gold holdings already in place, Sweden’s parliament is weighing whether Bitcoin could serve as a modern counterpart, offering independence from foreign monetary policies. 🧠🌍
Ah, the capricious winds of regulation do stir the pot of ambition! Analysts, those discerning chaperones of finance, now avow with unbridled confidence that approval for myriad crypto ETFs draws nigh, nay, is ensured to the tune of one hundred percent. The illustrious U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission hath embraced generic listing standards, casting aside the burdensome 19b-4 revels, and leaving only the S-1 masquerade for perusal. This transformation, so elegantly contrived, is hailed as a beacon of fortune, promising to usher in the institutionals and the common folk alike into the regulated parlors of digital delight. 📊✨
Fnnews reports that KRW deposits on local exchanges have slumped by 42% to about ₩6.2 trillion compared with the end of last year. Daily average trading volume also slipped to ₩6.4 trillion, down 12% from the prior half-year. 💸
For days, XPL holders have been tormented by the specter of ex-Blast and Blur developers infiltrating Plasma, a conspiracy as plausible as a penguin in a sauna. 🐧🔥 Notably, both Blast and Blur have seen their tokens plummet by 90%-a testament to the fickle nature of crypto investors, who are as loyal as a dachshund at a buffet. 🐾
The SEC’s no-action letter graciously clears up the nagging question of whether these state-chartered trust companies qualify as “banks” under the Acts. Apparently, they do. Who knew? 🎉
In a recent X analysis, Efloud, the modern-day prophet of crypto, declared that WLD has bounced from an untested order block, a “logical support zone” as if the market itself were a fickle lover. The $1.12 level, a “key trigger area,” looms like a specter, ready to unleash chaos should the price dare to fall. 🧙♂️🔮
On the first of October, as the calendar mocks our fleeting joys, Bitcoin vaults past $116,500, while global marts perform their comical ballet-gold peaking at 3,890 like a crown on an eager fool, NASDAQ jiggling with false promise. Amid the shutdown’s farce, analysts predict Chairman Powell to don a milder mask, perhaps fueling a spree of bold wagers on equities and those vaporous coins.
Total U.S. Spot Bitcoin ETFs now hold 6.6% of the circulating supply, with combined holdings surpassing 1.3 million BTC. Institutional investors are basically throwing money at Bitcoin like it’s a Seinfeld rerun. 📈📺