Crypto news

The world’s largest cryptocurrency, that modern-day alchemist’s stone, was trading around £119,000 at publication time. A figure so precise it makes one yearn for the days of counting coins in a tea caddy.

The filing, dated September 30, 2025, now rests in the SEC’s bureaucratic labyrinth, where public comments will be accepted like confessions in a confessional. One can only wonder if the SEC’s response will be as swift as a hare-or as slow as a bear in hibernation. 🐾

Seven transactions per second? That’s slower than my Wi-Fi on a bad day. And fees spiking to $100? Congrats, your “quick coffee” just funded a small mortgage. ☕

Ah, yes. The blockchain. It seems the magic potion for everything nowadays. And so, in yet another dazzling display of modern financial wizardry, FG Nexus, an Ethereum-focused digital asset treasury firm (because of course, why not?), has decided to join the ranks of the ‘cool kids’ and get its shares tokenized. But, hold your applause! They’ve enlisted none other than Securitize – the tokenization specialists who are apparently on a mission to make Wall Street *even more* digitized than your average gaming rig.

Meanwhile, VET’s price has dropped 92% from its all-time high, highlighting the significant pressure the project is facing. However, the tokenomics improvements are expected to help VeChain regain growth momentum. 🤷‍♀️💸

✨ The XRP Ledger (XRPL) has rolled out the Multi-Purpose Token (MPT) standard, a fancy way of saying they’re here to save the day by simplifying the tokenization of real-world assets (RWAs). 🌍

Yet, dear reader, heed the warning! The waters are not as clear as they seem, for those on-chain vibes suggest that ZEC might be soaring perilously close to the heights of hubris! It appears we are entering a realm often likened to jubilation preceding an inevitable market correction, like a jester too far into merriment at the court. 🤡

COTI, the blockchain layer that’s more private than your diary, has launched a loyalty platform that actually rewards you for, you know, *using* it. Unlike those airdrops that give you tokens for breathing (and sometimes not even that), COTI Earn hands out Token Points (TPs) for every genuine interaction. These TPs are minted onchain daily and plopped into your wallet faster than you can say “decentralized finance.” 🚀

As the above 8-hour chart reveals, the $BTC price has been meandering within a descending channel, a most predictable affair. But lo! On Wednesday, it broke free, a phoenix rising from the ashes of bearish expectations. Descending channels, one must note, are the epitome of bullishness. Thus, the price is expected to soar to the all-time high and beyond, perhaps even to $130,000. A measured move, one might say, with all the precision of a well-timed quip. 😎

The initiative arrives as Nordic nations seek ways to shield their economies from geopolitical turbulence and currency volatility. With gold holdings already in place, Sweden’s parliament is weighing whether Bitcoin could serve as a modern counterpart, offering independence from foreign monetary policies. 🧠🌍