In an interview with Fox Business, Garlinghouse explained that the U.S. government has finally stopped treating the crypto industry like a piñata at a regulatory party. No more lawsuits, no more “regulation by enforcement”—just pure, unadulterated growth. Or so he says. 📈
On the fine day of March 24, a day that shall live in infamy, Nostra discovered that their price feed had inflated the reported prices of xSTRK and sSTRK — two liquid staking derivatives of Starknet’s native STRK token — to a staggering three times their actual value. One can only imagine the chaos that ensued, like a flock of pigeons startled by a sudden clap of thunder! 🐦💨
For two glorious weeks, Bitcoin has been prancing upwards, its spirits buoyed by a bullish weekly close just a smidgen over $86,000 on March23, as per the wizards at CoinMarketCap. This upward jig has tickled the fancy of analysts who are now donning their rose-tinted spectacles, predicting Bitcoin will make a dash for $110,000 before it thinks about having a little lie-down.
But first, a brief retrospective: Bitcoin’s weekly performance, a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, managed a respectable 4.24% climb, peaking at an intra-day high of $88,804. One might even describe it as a bullish stance, were one inclined towards such base and pedestrian descriptions. Suffice it to say, the daily chart’s 200-day exponential moving average (EMA) was convincingly conquered, much like a debutante’s triumphant navigation of her first season. 🌹
He’s even got a snappy explanation for his TikTok-loving followers: “The Fed is going from QT to QE for treasuries. And tariffs don’t matter cause “transitory inflation”. JAYPOW told me so.” 🙄
CoinGecko polled 2,632 anonymous crypto investors around the globe between February 20th and March 10th of this year, asking them to share their thoughts on the merger of cryptocurrencies and AI. The results were, shall we say, less than earth-shattering. A mere 46.9% of crypto investors are either somewhat bullish or bullish on crypto AI products. The rest, it seems, are either neutral or have seen the light and are now firmly bearish on AI-based crypto assets.
Actuellement, notre héros se pavane à 2,47 dollars, ce qui représente une augmentation de 38 % par rapport à son triste bas de 1,79 dollar. Cette flambée est due à la nouvelle que Ripple a enfin mis fin à son combat juridique avec la SEC, et qu’il a même décroché un nouveau permis à Dubaï! Qui aurait cru que la paperasse pouvait être si lucrative? 📜✨
Alas, the USD1 token, like a mysterious nobleman in a Tolstoyan novel, remains partially veiled, with whispers of test transactions conducted by the likes of Wintermute. The stablecoin, it seems, emerged from the shadows some twenty days past, yet the silence from WLFI is as profound as the Siberian tundra.
In an era where the world turns on the axis of digital currency, it appears the Trump dynasty has dipped its toes into the vast ocean of decentralized finance. World Liberty Financial, a platform with ties to the illustrious Trump family, has recently birthed its brainchild—a USD1 stablecoin—into the bustling marketplace of BNB Chain. 🚀
“The United States is finally unlocked,” he proclaims, with the audacity only a CEO can muster, “and I think that people are underestimating how big that change is.” Oh, the underestimation! A grave sin, indeed, punishable by… well, probably just more regulatory uncertainty.