“Stablecoin rails for global money movement require accurate, high-performance data feeds.
We are partnering with @Chainlink to provide oracle services on Plasma so builders can use digital dollars to create life-changing financial applications for those who need it most.” 🌍💸
Galaxy folk will nab access to the Coinbase One service through a cheeky Samsung Wallet integration, like a golden ticket tucked in a very shiny chocolate bar. 🍫🔒
Whales are throwing their wallets around like there’s no tomorrow, while retail investors are quietly cashing out, watching their profits melt like ice cream in a desert. 😅
In a piece that hit the interwebs on October 2, Senior Director of Engineering J. Ayo Akinyele (yes, the cryptographer with a decade of making secrets stay secret) laid it out: “Finance can’t function without confidentiality, but blockchains are basically glass houses.” 🏠🔍 So, what’s the plan? Programmable privacy, verifiable compliance, and scalability that doesn’t make you question your trust in humanity. Sounds like a tall order, but hey, they’ve got a roadmap. 🗺️
In a rather daring move that has surely raised a few eyebrows, Gumi Inc., Japan’s reigning monarch of gaming and blockchain affairs, has decided to invest a small fortune in Bitcoin (BTC) and XRP. The company, freshly flush with a $38 million capital raise, has now boldly declared that part of this windfall shall be poured into the ever-so-fluctuating world of digital assets. Their reasoning? Well, it seems they’ve decided that the best way to weather an impending recession is to embrace the glorious uncertainty of the blockchain and, perhaps, make a tidy profit while they’re at it.
In the age of crypto madness, Samsung has decided to dip its toes into the digital coin pond. But wait-this isn’t just any toe-dipping. No, they’ve teamed up with Coinbase to bring 75 million Galaxy device owners (yes, you heard that right-75 million) access to their priority trading service. In fact, it’s the largest single consumer distribution Coinbase has ever pulled off, and for Samsung Galaxy, this is their biggest crypto gamble to date. And, oh, it’s happening right now. 🎉
In a conversation with One America News Network, Trump took to hinting at the possibility that tariffs would not only shrink the national debt but could, in fact, be used to directly pay out to citizens. The idea is not unlike the “stimulus checks” that were so *generously* handed out during the pandemic-remember those? 😏
The CoinDesk 20, that grand bazaar of digital dreams, now stands at 4293.2, a pitiful 0.9% decline since the hour of 4 p.m. ET on Thursday. Alas, the market, like a nose in a Gogol novel, has taken a peculiar turn downward. 😩
It seems like finding a block has become the modern equivalent of winning the lottery-and no, it’s not the fun, big-check kind. The odds just jumped 5.97%, taking the difficulty to a staggering 150.84 trillion. Good luck, miners!
Grok, that sardonic oracle of the digital age, has been summoned to divine the fates of two such performers: the venerable $DOGE and the upstart $MAXI. Let us, with the solemnity of Tolstoy dissecting a peasant’s soul, unravel this tale of speculative folly.