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Leading the procession was UXLINK, with a $44 million misappropriation. On September 22, bad actors manipulated its multisignature wallet, stripping admin controls and draining $11.3 million. Then they minted billions of UXLINK tokens on Arbitrum, nearly doubling supply and sending the price down by more than 70%. Exchanges like Upbit did their best to freeze assets, but most of the stolen funds remain in the thieves’ wallets-a charming persistence in maleficence. 😂

Behold! Floki, that intrepid BNB Chain wanderer, has become the first (and perhaps only) project besides BNB itself to secure such a listing. The market, a fickle beast, now wears a grin wider than a coin wallet after a lucky trade. Let the champagne flow! Or, as the crypto crowd prefers, let the Dogecoin memes circulate!

Behold, the institutional tide, relentless and unyielding, surging into spot markets like a biblical deluge. The altcoins, those fickle lovers, remain distant, their whispers drowned out by the roar of Bitcoin’s ascent. A clean path for price discovery? A mirage, perhaps, but one that glimmers with the promise of riches. 🚀

Terrett, with the poise of a highborn lady addressing the babushka’s troubles, explained that not all ETFs tread the same Byzantine pathways. She drew attention to the Teucrium XRP ETF. A curious creature that is registered under the Investment Company Act of 1940. Laden with Treasuries, cash, and swap receivables rather than direct cryptos, it sidestepped the need for explicit SEC approval. Thus, it went into effect, almost magically, once the statutory waiting period had slumbered its way to conclusion.

“The market is like, ‘Hey, we need infrastructure!'” declared Chebeskow, like some kind of tech whisperer. “We need our very own infrastructure, for mining and all things crypto!” Meanwhile, the Bank of Russia is already busy building this promised land, or so they say. That could mean a national exchange full of miners, traders, and small businesses trying to get around the headache of international payments. 🚀🌍

On a Friday-that most frivolous of days-REX Shares, in cahoots with Osprey Funds, unleashed upon the SEC a torrent of 21 spot crypto ETF applications. A veritable feast of staking options, including NEAR, SUI, CRO, ADA, and TRX, among other darlings of the crypto sphere. How très chic! 🦚

The transaction was executed through CoW Swap, a decentralized trading protocol. This ‘fancy’ mechanism aggregates liquidity from various exchanges, offering competitive prices-because, heaven forbid, they use a centralized exchange like mere mortals!

Pham Thanh Ha, the deputy governor with a name as long as a Vietnamese noodle, declared on Friday that interest rates must be slashed like a hot knife through butter to keep the economy humming. 🧈 All this, of course, to fend off the nasty uncertainty brought by those pesky US tariffs. Oh, the drama! 🎭

According to the ever-watchful Lookonchain, this financial sorcerer used 68 BNB (worth $68,700 at the time) to scoop up 63.07 million tokens. And just like that, poof! Two days later, their holdings ballooned to $9.4 million, netting a profit of over $9.3 million. “This chap turned $68.7K into $9.4M in a blink-a 135x return!” Lookonchain cackled on X. 🎩💰

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