Category: Crypto news

It seems these elusive crypto whales have woken up from their slumber, just as a whole bunch of traders are feverishly making large bets on the market. A rather harmonious scenario for the XRP crowd, if you ask me. ☀️

And, as if on cue, the ancient, slumbering Bitcoin coins—those fossils of the past, untouched for nearly a decade—are awakening from their crypt-like dormancy. Oh, the drama! Who can resist the siren call of profit?

Markus, whose digital robes carry the moniker “Shibetoshi Nakamoto” (a jest so layered that the mere peasants of crypto-twitter must chortle in their fields), is renowned for gazing upon the world’s madness and replying with irony, sarcasm, and that weary, existential chuckle reserved for those who know too much yet own too little.

More than 43 million shares of ETHA changed hands on Wednesday, the highest single-day tally since the fund’s debut a year ago, nearly doubling from the previous day’s total of 24 million, according to data source Yahoo Finance. It’s like the ETF had a sudden growth spurt and everyone was there to witness it. 🚀

BREAKING: #Bitcoin hits new ATH at $112,000 ! It is now the sixth-largest asset in the world, surpassing Google again.

Fueled by:
• $1.2B #ETF inflows ( #BlackRock, Fidelity leading the charge)
• Total spot #BTC ETF volume reached $4B today.
• Open interest in $BTC…

Nvidia beat tech giants Microsoft and Apple to the market capitalization landmark as its stock price increased to an all-time high on Wednesday. 🚀

According to Telegram founder Pavel Durov, Snoop’s new digital gift collection, which is “inspired by Snoop’s iconic style” (because why not?), generated a cool $12 million in sales. That’s more than some people make in a lifetime, and it took Snoop less time than it takes to roll a joint. 🤣

One might imagine, in their sparkling naïveté, that Senator Kennedy would leap at any excuse to malign a rival party member, for he is, after all, a Republican of the purest vintage. But no, the tweet in question was fired not at a Republican nor at Kennedy’s bank account (which lay untouched by crypto largesse), but at a Democrat—Senator Gillibrand. The whole affair unfolded like a Shakespearean comedy, but with fewer witty retorts and more awkward reticence. 🍿

Thumzup has been a Bitcoin stan since January, but now they’re branching out with six new altcoins. This could be the Trump family’s ticket to altcoin stardom. 🌟

Meanwhile, the House—normally a group who can’t even agree on free snacks—has apparently opted to just cave and rubber-stamp the GENIUS Act, instead of fighting for their own oh-so-creatively named STABLE Act (Stablecoin Transparency and Accountability for a Better Ledger Economy; bless congressional staffers and their acronym spreadsheets). Trump’s been very clear: Just sign GENIUS and stop faffing about. (Subtext: daddy needs a win.)