Crypto news

Why, one might ask, does ADA remain as still as a Chekhovian pond while ETH, XRP, SOL, and even the meme-worthy DOGE frolic ahead? 🤔

Meanwhile, Litecoin’s been moodier than me after three glasses of Pinot Noir 🍷-volatile, darling, volatile. But if the SEC gives a thumbs up 👍, we’re talking institutional cash flowing in like it’s happy hour at a fintech bar. 🥂

So, here’s the tea: Gespa is snooping around FIFA’s blockchain-based ticket tokens, wondering if they’re secretly a gambling scheme. Apparently, these tokens let fans buy tickets-but only if their team qualifies. Sounds like a lottery, right? 🎟️💰

Bitcoin’s latest sprint through record levels has left short-term holder (STH) whales perched on their fattest paper profits of the cycle-about $10.1 billion, CryptoQuant says. It’s the sort of number that makes you believe in magic, or at least in very expensive illusions. 🪙✨

Clearing $4.10-$5.30 might just cause a little stir, wouldn’t it? Those Fibonacci chaps suggest a target near $7. Rather ambitious, but who am I to dash their dreams?

The internet, naturally, has exploded. Headlines are screaming about a “major step towards crypto payments in real estate!” which is a bit like saying a single dust bunny represents a full-scale cleaning operation. There’s been an announcement of an announcement, a hint of a plan, a suggestion of a possibility… basically, it’s all rather vague. Detail? What detail? We’re talking about a $6 billion company here, you’d think they’d have the paperwork sorted, wouldn’t you? Probably buried under a pile of other paperwork.

On the weekly chart, the MACD went from green to light red, which is crypto’s way of saying, “I’m slowing down, not breaking up.” 💔 The trend is still steady, though, so if Bitcoin keeps its cool, we’re looking at $131,000 to $135,000 next. Spoiler alert: it’s probably going to keep its cool. It’s Bitcoin. It’s always cool. 😎

As Bitcoin corrected 4% on Tuesday, J. Martin, an analyst at CryptoQuant, alerted his 42,700 followers to on-chain data showing long-term holders taking profits at the top. 🚨

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The wider parade of altcoins-save for a few stubborn favorites like BNB and CAKE-took a tumble in step with Bitcoin. The whole crypto carnival’s hat size shrank about 3.5%, with the total market cap loungin’ around $4.16 trillion at press time. 🎩💥