Now listed on major exchanges, BGSC runs on the BNB Smart Chain (BSC), delivering transactions faster than you can say “that’s too good to be true,” all with lower fees. Because who doesn’t love spending less while pretending to be a financial wizard?
According to Reuters (because, you know, journalism), Massachusetts’ securities regulator has decided to investigate Robinhood’s latest ~marketing masterpiece~ sports betting operation. Secretary Bill Galvin, who apparently has nothing better to do than keep an eye on Robinhood’s shenanigans, has officially subpoenaed the company for its marketing materials. He also wants to know exactly how many thrill-seeking, college basketball-obsessed, Robinhood-loving Massachusetts residents have been gambling away their retirement funds—oops, I mean “trading” on those event contracts.
On the illustrious date of March 24, the exchange unveiled this grand plan, marking the first time it has embarked on such a strategic venture. A spokesperson, with all the gravity and dignity befitting the occasion, explained that the true purpose is to ward off the specter of external control over the token supply. These repurchased tokens, like ancient treasures, will be held for the ages.
But let’s not get too excited. This little uptick is a refreshing change from the downward spiral we’ve been on. Traders are buzzing again, like bees around a honey pot, and suddenly everyone’s got something to say about the market. Who knew a little green could spark so much chatter? 🐝
But the really juicy news is that Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) is at it again, buying up 6,911 BTC for a cool $584.1 million at an average price of $84,529 per BTC. 🤑
Now, Severino’s sayin’ that Bitcoin’s latest dip below $90,000 ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. He’s pointin’ to the troughs—those dark moments when the market’s about as cheerful as a rainy day in March—and sayin’ they’re actually the best time to hop on the Bitcoin bandwagon. 🌦 BTC
And, in a shocking turn of events, OKX also decided to list PARTI, because who doesn’t love a good bandwagon? 🚂 The launch price, much like the meaning of life, remains a mystery, but fear not, for Particle Network’s social media community is strong, like a chorus of digital cheerleaders! 📱
Apparently, they’re partnering up with CryptoCom, because who doesn’t love a good buddy system, right? And what’s a partnership without a fancy announcement? They’re calling it Truth.Fi, because, you know, truth is what it’s all about… unless you’re talking about Trump’s hair, then it’s all about the ‘do! 😂
Mr. Coutts, in a missive dispatched via the modern contrivance known as X, has unveiled his preliminary venture with the DRS model. He reflects upon the recent “Cat5 euphoria” of Q12024, a spectacle which, to the surprise of many, was succeeded by a mere30% retreat. This he contrasts with a similar episode in2019, where the decline was a more robust50%, or70% if one includes the unfortunate COVID shock. “I am still quite taken aback,” he muses, “that the pullback was so modest. The only comparable event outside a cycle top was in2019, with a drop of50% (or70%, should one account for the COVID shock).”
As the sun sets on another tumultuous day in the world of cryptocurrency, the price of Kaspa continues to soar like a phoenix from the ashes. But how long will this fiery passion last? Will the growth continue, or will it succumb to the cruel whims of the market? 🤔