Crypto news

MNT, the shiny little token that powers Mantle’s ever-growing ecosystem, has made headlines by skyrocketing over 20% in just 24 hours to briefly hit a new all-time high of $2.86. That’s right, folks-MNT has practically turned into a superhero, gaining a whooping 46% over the past week, and a mind-boggling 130% in 30 days. With that kind of speed, Mantle’s market cap went from barely a speck under $4 billion in September to an eye-popping $9.1 billion. Talk about a glow-up! 🌟💸

Currently, SOL’s price sits at a humble $225. A modest amount compared to its grandeur potential. In the last 24 hours, it has graced us with a 1% gain, just a whisper of its greatness, and a matching 1% for the week. Truly, a meteoric rise! 🌝

Analysts are practically shouting from the rooftops that PDP might just be the best token presale of Q4. Oh, and did I mention that it’s tipped for an absurd 9,900% growth by 2026? Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢

This institutional fervor, as discussed in an Altcoin Daily video (pip pip to those chaps), signals a spiffing new era for digital assets. Wall Street’s capital, once as stuffy as Aunt Agatha’s drawing room, could now reshape the future of decentralized finance (DeFi). Who’d have thought it, eh? 🧐✨

Bitwise, displaying the cunning of a fox who’s just discovered the henhouse door was left ajar, amended its SEC filing on Wednesday, casually slipping in this bargain-basement fee. For context, crypto ETFs usually hover between 0.15% and 0.25%, so Bitwise has positioned itself squarely in the Goldilocks zone-not too hot, not too cold, just right to make everyone else look greedy. Balchunas, ever the optimist, noted, “Low fees have a near-perfect record of attracting investors,” which is financial-speak for “Cha-ching!” 💰

Ah, Dogecoin. It briefly reached the dazzling heights of $0.26, only to be met with the cold, hard truth of institutional sell-offs. The price slithered back to the comforting $0.25 mark. But don’t despair, dear reader! Despite the setback, large holders have been busy accumulating – 30 million DOGE, approximately $8 million. A mere trifle. Clearly, they’re not rattled by a little thing like resistance.

As if scripted by a 19th-century novelist with a penchant for blockchain, Indian authorities have turned their attention to the shadowy realm of cryptocurrency, where gold-digging scammers have replaced the old-world swindlers. The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI), in its latest Operation Chakra-V, has conducted a symphony of raids across Delhi NCR, Hyderabad, and Bengaluru, seizing digital artifacts and financial relics from a fraud case so elaborate it could make Shakespeare weep-or at least tweet about it.

The BNB token hit $1,330! 🎉 After a 27% jump, it’s like the crypto world’s new favorite toy. 🧸 Nearly a week after its previous high of $1,111, it’s basically a crypto Cinderella story. 🪄

They say it will be “fully integrated.” Ah, yes, the buzzword of our age. Integrated. As if simply declaring integration will magically imbue the thing with utility. It will, naturally, be used as collateral, a liquidity asset, a base trading pair… the usual incantations. One almost expects a priestly chorus chanting “Decentralization! Yield! Disruption!” with each pronouncement. 🙄

Behold, the latest farce in the theater of finance! Fireblocks Trust Company, in a move as predictable as a Dostoevsky protagonist’s descent into despair, has announced a custody partnership with Galaxy, Bakkt, FalconX, and Castle Island. This unholy alliance, they claim, is aimed at the “enormous growth of regulated digital asset infrastructure.” 🌉✨ Yet, one cannot help but smirk at the irony-traditional finance, once the bastion of prudence, now plunges headfirst into the chaotic abyss of crypto. How very… human. 😏