Apparently, they’re partnering up with CryptoCom, because who doesn’t love a good buddy system, right? And what’s a partnership without a fancy announcement? They’re calling it Truth.Fi, because, you know, truth is what it’s all about… unless you’re talking about Trump’s hair, then it’s all about the ‘do! 😂
Mr. Coutts, in a missive dispatched via the modern contrivance known as X, has unveiled his preliminary venture with the DRS model. He reflects upon the recent “Cat5 euphoria” of Q12024, a spectacle which, to the surprise of many, was succeeded by a mere30% retreat. This he contrasts with a similar episode in2019, where the decline was a more robust50%, or70% if one includes the unfortunate COVID shock. “I am still quite taken aback,” he muses, “that the pullback was so modest. The only comparable event outside a cycle top was in2019, with a drop of50% (or70%, should one account for the COVID shock).”
As the sun sets on another tumultuous day in the world of cryptocurrency, the price of Kaspa continues to soar like a phoenix from the ashes. But how long will this fiery passion last? Will the growth continue, or will it succumb to the cruel whims of the market? 🤔
This exuberant buying spree speaks of sky-high confidence—or perhaps sheer folly. As leverage piles up, the market’s mood swings become as unpredictable as a diva’s tantrum. 💃
Oh, the wondrous world of Web3! Where blockchain and crypto reign supreme, and the wise and noble DWF Labs hath decreed the launch of a most fantastical $250 million Liquid Fund!
Was he the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto? What did he really contribute to the crypto circus? Buckle up, darling, as we dive into this tantalizing tale.
It’s Monday, and you know what that means… another day of President Donald Trump making headlines. This time, it’s not about his Twitter antics, but about something even more thrilling – crypto ETFs! 🤑
In a miraculous twist of fate, Bitcoin has surged from a humble $83,820 to an almost celestial $88,000 in the blink of an eye—24 hours, to be precise! Such dramatic ascents are rarely without consequence, and here we find ourselves witnessing the great migration of funds, a veritable exodus that hints at a profound shift in the collective psyche of investors.
Lucie, the illustrious marketing lead for Shiba Inu, took to the digital ether known as X to declare that SHIB possesses all the right attributes to become an ETF. With a presence on over 110 exchanges and a staggering 212 trading pairs, she argues that this furry little coin is practically begging to be traded on the grand stage of an exchange-traded fund. One can only imagine the excitement of investors, who are now pondering whether a meme coin can indeed follow in the illustrious footsteps of Bitcoin and Ethereum. 🤑
In his latest theatrical venture, Trump, with the flair of a showman, announces this momentous occasion as “Liberation Day” for the beleaguered American economy—a title bursting with a curious blend of bravado and naïveté, wouldn’t you agree? 🎭