And so, dear friends, the long and arduous battle between Ripple and the Securities and Exchange Commission has finally come to an end. Or, rather, the SEC has thrown in the towel, exhausted from the relentless barrage of XRP tokens and clever legal maneuvers employed by our beloved Ripple. 🤣
In a post on X that could have been an email instead, Ripple’s Chief Legal Officer, the ever-so-eloquent Stuart Alderoty, confirmed that his fine establishment has indeed agreed to forgo its bid for cross-appeal. This came after the SEC, in an act reminiscent of a toddler throwing down a toy, decided to drop its appeal without so much as a condition.
Well, isn’t this just peachy? Popcat, that delightful little meme coin on the Solana network, has been on a tear, reaching its highest level since March 3. I mean, who doesn’t love a good meme coin? 🤣
Here’s what’s wild: this bill, House Bill 701, came in so fast, you’d think it was a NASCAR race. Representative Adam Bowling throws it out there on February 19, and the House votes 91-0. That’s not a vote; that’s a love fest! And then the Senate chimes in with a 37-0 cheer soon after. What’s next? A pizza party for the entire legislature?
Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto market is buzzing with excitement as the House of Doge (yes, that’s a real thing) has decided to establish a Dogecoin reserve. Because if there’s one thing we need, it’s more Dogecoin, right? The official announcement dropped on March 24, and as of now, the reserve is live, igniting debates hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, especially with the U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve also in the mix.
The Pi Network price today reveals a woeful tale of woe, as the coin, once soaring to dizzying heights of $2.99 in late February, has since plummeted by a whopping 68%, now trading at a paltry $0.86. Ah, the cruel whims of fate! Despite its lackluster performance, some analysts remain hopeful that the Pi Coin might yet rebound, like a phoenix from the ashes.
On Monday, Bitcoin [BTC] topped $88K following President Donald Trump’s ‘less severe’ tariff plans scheduled for April 2nd. One might say it’s a Trump card, darling!
As one delves into the intricacies of this most thrilling development, one discovers that the redoubtable BitGo shall safeguard USD1’s reserves, while BitGo Prime orchestrates the trading symphony. Initially, this debutante shall grace the Ethereum and BNB Chain, with subsequent appearances on other blockchain networks, no doubt to thunderous applause. 🎭
On a rather unremarkable Tuesday, the Aptos (APT) token was seen gallivanting at $5.90, a stone’s throw away from its year-to-date nadir of $4.60. This price, a mere shadow of its December zenith, tells a story of a62% descent, akin to a tragic hero’s fall from grace. 😢
According to the blockchain security wizards at PeckShield, contracts involving the decentralized exchange GMX and Abracadabra were compromised, leading to the theft of 6,260 ETH. That’s about $12.98 million, or as I like to call it, “a small fortune!” 💰