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One might ponder: are they miners of Bitcoin or merely miners of hopes? For as one of the titans in the realm of Bitcoin mining in the United States—a veritable Goliath among David-like competitors—they strive through the sale of shares, fueled by the audacious ambition of augmenting their holdings of this digital currency. A prior escapade saw them flush with $1.4 billion, and what say you? They return for more like a beggar at the sumptuous feast. 🍽️

Puckrin added, with a hint of sarcasm, that President Donald Trump is not actively trying to engineer a recession. No, no, that would be too straightforward. Instead, the Trump administration’s penchant for cutting federal jobs and slashing spending to balance the budget might just accidentally stumble into one. Ah, the unintended consequences of governance! 🎪

Why the sudden change of heart? Well, the possible partnership with VISA could give WLD a shot of adrenaline this week. And who doesn’t like a plot twist, right?

Ah, comrades! March the 29th, 2025. Lookonchain, those on-chain busybodies, revealed that a whale – a capitalist beast wallowing in digital lucre – has snapped up 3,195 ETH. A paltry $5.97 million, they say. Peanuts, I tell you, peanuts! 🥜 For the truly wealthy, it’s like buying a loaf of stale bread for a starving peasant!

As the crypto economy has shrunk by a staggering $150 billion since Monday, the downturn has left an indelible mark on crypto stocks. The once-thriving shares are now reeling, with a significant portion experiencing double-digit declines across the board. It’s as if the party has ended, and the hangover has begun.

Apparently, wallets with at least100,000 IMX have been on a shopping spree, scooping up a cool4.55 million tokens in just three months. It’s like they’re preparing for a crypto winter by stockpiling digital firewood. 🧣 Is this a masterstroke of market timing or just a high-stakes game of hot potato?

Let’s take a juicy bite out of the top 9 meme coins currently shaking up the market, based on their 24-hour, 7-day, and 30-day shenanigans. 🎢📈

The federal banking regulator has decided to rescind a previous rule that forced banks to send a formal notification if they even thought about getting involved with digital assets. Yes, that’s right — they no longer have to ask for permission. I can practically hear the collective sigh of relief from the banking sector.

As the bearish market sentiment continues to wreak havoc on the crypto world, one can’t help but feel a sense of déjà vu. The world’s third-largest meme coin, PEPE, has lost its key support and is poised for a massive price drop. It’s a bit like watching a train wreck in slow motion, isn’t it?

It seems Ripple (XRP) has joined the ranks of altcoins that have taken a nosedive, thanks in part to the jittery state of the U.S. economy and President Trump’s reciprocal tariff tango on April2. Who knew international trade could have such a dramatic impact on our beloved crypto?