Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, the elder scions of President Donald Trump, are reportedly channeling capital into American Bitcoin, a cryptocurrency mining venture, as disclosed by a recent exposé. The enterprise, predominantly held by Hut 8 Mining Corp., marks the latest addition to the Trump dynasty’s burgeoning array of digital currency endeavors.
As of March 31, Ether was trading at a paltry $1,820, down a staggering 40% since Eric’s tweet. Meanwhile, its market share has plummeted to 8.39%, the lowest since 2020. It seems the Trump family’s Midas touch has turned to lead. Or perhaps it’s just karma for that tariff war. 🤷♂️
Look here, just yesterday Litecoin was caught hangin’ around $81, down more than 5% in a flash. Couple weeks ago, it was knocking at $140 like it was fixin’ to move into the big leagues—that very level it tickled last December. But here’s the kicker: it’s doubling down on failure, forming what fancy folks call a “double-top” chart pattern. Sounds mighty technical, but it’s just another way to say, “This ain’t lookin’ good, folks!”
Right now, XRP is trading at $2.06, which is great if you’re into watching your money slowly evaporate. Last week, it dropped 15%. Not catastrophic, but definitely not the kind of performance that makes you want to brag at parties. 📉
Those Republican fellas are hustling to deliver stablecoin and market structure bills to President Trump before their summer vacation—just four months away! Four months! They think they can do it in four months? I need four months just to find my car keys! Although no one’s actually seen this market structure bill yet, rumors are swirling that something’s cooking behind closed doors. This “revised” draft supposedly builds on flops like the Fit for the 21st Century Act (FIT21), which somehow squeezed through the House last year, and that Responsible Financial Innovation Act thingamajig by Senators Lummis and Gillibrand. Responsible? Innovate? They should try stand-up comedy! 😂
From the frosty dawn of January to the blossoming of March2025, XRP was not merely a player in the global crypto arena but the very spectacle that captured the gaze of investors and market soothsayers alike. Its journey through the tumultuous market, marked by both soaring ascents and precipitous falls, eventually led it to a place of honor in the U.S. strategic reserve, alongside the esteemed Bitcoin, Ethereum, Cardano, and Solana. Remarkably, it was XRP that first caught the eye of President Trump in his official pronouncement.
Let’s talk about the M2 money supply, shall we? It’s basically the total amount of cash and easily convertible money floating around. Think of it as the world’s piggy bank. Historically, when this piggy bank gets stuffed, Bitcoin goes on a wild ride. Last time it happened, Bitcoin shot up by 60%! I mean, if only my bank account could do the same. 😅
Amidst this carnage, Husky Inu (HINU) has emerged as the belle of the ball, or perhaps the dog of the dog park. Its presale has raked in over $734,000, inching ever closer to the next milestone of $750,000. The question, dear reader, is not whether you should add HINU to your portfolio, but whether you can afford to miss out on this barking bonanza. 🐾
Launched with all the fanfare of a marching band in a library, X2Y2 aimed to be the shiny alternative to OpenSea and LooksRare. However, as of April 30, it will be shutting down, citing a staggering 90% drop in trading activity. Apparently, the digital art world is not as stable as a three-legged chair on a ship in a storm. 🌊
And lo, the question hangs in the air like a guillotine poised to fall: Will Trump’s tariffs herald yet another Bitcoin crash? The winds of change blow cold, for this week, the President, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, shall unleash “reciprocal tariffs” upon the world, a move that promises to ensnare over $1.5 trillion in imports by the month’s end. The markets quiver; Bitcoin and its altcoin brethren have already felt the sting, correcting over20% since January. 🌪️💸