The leading digital asset dipped to $81K over the weekend, but news of Strategy (MSTR) and Metaplanet (3350) institutional purchases of $1.92 billion and $13.3 million respectively, helped buoy BTC back above the $83K threshold.
Bitcoin (BTC) is limping into April 2025 with a 2% loss for March, despite some recent price fireworks. Just last week, BTC soared to $88,500, only to get smacked down by bearish pressure as political drama spooked the market. Former SEC Commissioner Paul Atkins’ congressional grilling has folks worried that Trump’s crypto-friendly policies might hit a snag, putting a damper on investor spirits. 🐻
Green, the maestro of AI and cryptography, has a history of making waves. Before diving into Cambrian, he was busy co-founding Semiotic Labs and contributing to Odos. You know, just casual billion-dollar trading volume stuff.
Oh, the audacity! Binance proclaims the advent of CEX to DEX trading, a feature that lets users flit between centralized and decentralized exchanges like a bee in a field of digital flowers.
In a riveting rant on X (yes, that X), Armstrong put forth the groundbreaking suggestion that allowing stablecoin interest could seriously uplift consumers, boost global financial access, and—get this—make America’s economy shine bright like a diamond. 💎💰
Our dear leader, never one to mince words, has declared his intention to wield the formidable might of the U.S. economy to bring about a hasty resolution to the aforementioned conflict. In his interview, President Trump did not conceal his chagrin, indeed, he was most “angry” and “pissed off” at the Russian Bear’s reluctance to embrace a peaceable arrangement. Should the peace talks come to naught, and he deems Mr. Putin the culprit, he has vowed to retaliate with the utmost vigor.
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The trio, who collectively are something of the Supreme Court of trade powerhouses, have pledged (with a flourish and a wink, no doubt) to bolster their supply chains and chit-chat about export controls over cocktails. Japan and South Korea, ever the loyal arm-in-arm allies, appear ready to breeze into China for semiconductor raw materials, while China bats its eyelashes at finished semiconductor goods from its glamorous neighbors. Ah, the romance of mutual convenience 💃.
But hold your horses! This acquisition was only possible thanks to some hefty stock offerings. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s price has been on a slippery slope, and one can’t help but wonder if we’re on the brink of a liquidation crisis. Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢
And so, the grand farce of the crypto market continues to unfold, like a tragicomedy of errors, as BNB plummets below the fateful $605 support level, leaving investors in a state of utter bewilderment. The once-mighty bull run, now reduced to a mere specter of its former self, sends shivers down the spines of even the most hardened traders, who can only wonder: Is this the beginning of the end, or merely a temporary setback?