Bitcoin [BTC] has shed 6.5% since the 28th of March, and let’s be real, that’s a lot of coins to cry over. Short-term BTC holders were selling at a loss, and the annualized Sharpe ratio showed that BTC risk-adjusted returns were decreasing, which is just a fancy way of saying “oh dear, it’s not looking good.”
As the world’s second-largest digital asset, Ethereum (ETH) is currently struggling to keep up with the behemoth that is Bitcoin. Market data shows that the ETH/BTC ratio has dropped to its lowest level in five years, leaving investors and analysts wondering if Ethereum can recover in the coming quarter, or if Bitcoin’s dominance will continue to grow.
Ah, the tale of Ethereum in March 2025—a saga of underperformance, weighed down by the burdens of network upgrades, the whims of Trump’s tariffs, and the watchful eyes of Congress scrutinizing former SEC Commissioner Paul Atkins. What a delightful mess! 😅
Built on the Gaia-X framework and powered by Oasis Network’s privacy-preserving blockchain, Pontus-X is now the largest publicly available data space in Europe. One shudders to think what they plan to do with all that space. Probably build more forms. 🙄
With the grace of a ballerina teetering on a tightrope, Bitcoin attempts to cling to its support levels, while traders and investors clutch their pearls, pondering the possibility of a precipitous plunge. 🎭
According to a report from Fortune, which I’m sure is a completely unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for source, Circle is planning to file the paperwork for the IPO in late April. Because, you know, that’s exactly what one does when one is ready to unleash a stablecoin on the world: one files paperwork.
As the indefatigable scribes at U.Today have seen fit to report, Strategy unveiled its most audacious Bitcoin acquisition to date in 2025 – a whopping $1.92 billion. The grand tally? A staggering 528,185 coins now reside in Strategy’s digital vaults. 🏦
Hey, have you heard? The US is at it again, imposing tariffs on everyone, and the crypto market is going crazy! 🤯 It’s like a game of global trade Jenga, and we’re all just waiting for the whole thing to come crashing down! 😱
Apparently, Mr. Buterin reckons that Ethereum needs a bit of a security boost, like a superhero suit for the blockchain! 🦸♂️ He’s suggesting a “multi-proving system” – imagine three clever proof-readers, each with their own special skills (optimistic, zero-knowledge, and trusted execution environments) – working together to make sure every transaction is on the up and up. It’s like a three-headed dragon, watching over the network 🐉! This way, even if one proof-reader gets a bit flustered, the others can keep things running smoothly.
Amidst the Bitcoin price struggles, a lone voice cries out into the void, defying the bearish sentiment that threatens to consume us all. BitQuant, a crypto analyst of unyielding conviction, proclaims that the top is not yet in, and we must not be swayed by the whispers of despair.