Now, if you were particularly fond of trading USDT in the EEA, you might be feeling a bit left out in the cold. But fear not! Binance isn’t completely abandoning ship; users can still keep their tokens and even dabble in perpetual contracts. So, while USDT, DAI, and USDP might be persona non grata in the spot market, they’re still alive and kicking in the derivatives world. 🎢
Bitcoin, darling, is the ultimate early bird’s game. The US, ever the overachiever, has been busy since Trump’s inauguration, crafting pro-crypto policies like a bespoke suit. A federal Bitcoin reserve? How très chic. Meanwhile, Europe is still trying to figure out if Bitcoin is a currency, a commodity, or just a very expensive meme. 🧐
Fast forward to March 29, and oh my, what news through the grapevine! The venerable The Washington Post, that arbiter of truth and occasional rumor mill, reports that our tumultuous leader wishes to tighten his grip on trade like a child hoarding candy after a trip to the store. Rumors abound of a grand proclamation on April 2, promising tit-for-tat tariffs against key trade partners. Why? To remedy our whopping $1.2 trillion trade deficit and rekindle our languid manufacturing sector. Very noble indeed! 🎩
Following a brief intermission in March, Shibarium has roared back to life with the vigor of a terrier chasing a particularly elusive squirrel. 🐕💨 In recent days, the network has processed transactions numbering in the millions, propelling the grand total beyond the hallowed one billion threshold—a feat that has the developers and community alike wagging their tails in delight.
Recently, the crypto community has been abuzz with tales of skullduggery. First, there’s the old “Gemini’s gone bust” email doing the rounds, fooling folks into sending their crypto off to who-knows-where. Meanwhile, Coinbase had its own little drama with a rogue employee taking a peek at user info without so much as a ‘by your leave’.
With hushed tones suggesting a $400 million windfall from a recent token sale and the tantalizing prospect of the Trumps pocketing up to75% of World Liberty Financial’s revenue, the drama is thicker than Bertie Wooster’s head after a night out with Bingo Little! 🍸💼
According to the meticulous records of Amberdata, this lavish spender has secured1,180 contracts, each whispering sweet nothings of potential despair for Bitcoin enthusiasts. A put option, as we all know, is like an umbrella on a sunny day—useful only when the storm clouds gather. Our mysterious trader, it seems, is expecting a deluge, betting that Bitcoin will tumble below $70,000 from its lofty perch of $84,000.
In a recent tête-à-tête with Fox Business, Tuberville lamented the heavy hand of the Biden administration, which he claims has stifled the American dream with its crypto regulations. “We’re here to fix that,” he declared, as if he were a modern-day Robin Hood, ready to liberate the wallets of the weary. “Diversify, it’s a free country, do what you want with your money,” he said, as if the average American had a spare $18 million lying around for a crypto fling. 💸
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A sprightly 4% weekly gain and a 33% surge in trading volume—oh, the thrills! If this trend continues, TRX might just waltz past ADA and into the blockchain’s top echelons. Imagine!