The Form 10-K, filed with the SEC on March 24, 2026, covers the period ended January 31, 2026. It details how Gamestop transferred its entire bitcoin stack to Coinbase Prime on or around January 16, 2026, a move that had triggered widespread rumors about an exit from the crypto asset. The filing clarified that the transfer was operational, not a liquidation.
The rules also let police take and keep devices they believe are connected to investigations, even at places like airports and border crossings.
Bitmine revealed on March 23rd that it now holds a total of 4,660,903 ETH. The company recently added 65,341 ETH to its holdings in the last week, worth over $138 million. Throughout March, Bitmine has been actively buying large quantities of ETH, spending millions of dollars each week. This latest purchase is the third week in a row that they’ve increased their Ethereum holdings.
Recent chronicles reveal that MicroStrategy has amassed roughly 45,000 BTC in the past 30 days, a feat as impressive as it is isolating. Meanwhile, the rest of the corporate world, once touted as the vanguard of institutional adoption, has collectively mustered a mere 1,000 BTC. A collapse so complete, it would make the fall of the Berlin Wall blush with envy.
In an act of remarkable charity, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has deigned to issue guidance on how federal securities laws might apply to cryptocurrencies and their digital offspring. Yet, we find ourselves drowning in a sea of uncertainty, particularly regarding the mysterious moment when a token’s status as an investment contract gracefully bows out.
Oh, and did I mention there’s a massive $14.16 billion Bitcoin options expiry on March 27? Yeah, that’s the same day Trump’s Iran ceasefire deadline hits. Because why not pile on the drama? The max pain level is at $75k, which is roughly 8% above where we are now. So, either we’re in for a wild ride or just another Tuesday in crypto land.
This sale represents a hefty 28% of the company’s Bitcoin treasury. As per Bitcointreasuries.net, MARA holds roughly 38,700 BTC on its balance sheet – a delightful stash worth about $2.6 billion at Thursday’s trading price, which was flirting with $69,000. What a time to be alive!
So, Bitcoin tried to climb the $76K mountain. It slipped. Fell on its digital derrière. And CryptoPatel, ever the pessimist with a chart, says this is a short seller’s dream. Or nightmare, depending on which side of the trade you’re on.
Charles Hoskinson, the creator of Cardano, is very enthusiastic about a new partnership with Monument Bank. He believes this deal is the biggest one yet for Midnight, the platform behind Cardano, and could potentially bring hundreds of millions, or even billions, of dollars worth of assets to the network.
Gold, that once-revered symbol of divine patience, has. . . outran its own destiny, bleeding a staggering 11 billion dollars out of its fabled soft soil. Silver, not even a second, has mirrored this despair. JPMorgan, in its stark prose, has pointed out that while Bitcoin, the hard‑coded sentinel, remains stubbornly afloat, investors favour it over gold-a dangerous, perhaps, confession of humanity’s desire to conquer our own instincts.
