Bitcoin’s Quiet Revolution
While companies like Strategy and Metaplanet made headlines with their large Bitcoin purchases, others have been discreetly following suit. It’s like a game of chess, where each player is making strategic moves, but not always announcing them to the world.
XRP to the Moon (Sort Of)
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. This is crypto, after all. Where the only constant is chaos 😂. Still, Ripple’s (XRP) technical development is looking rather promising. The breached level includes the point of control, the 0.618 Fibonacci retracement, and a major high time frame resistance at $2.40. If XRP holds above this zone on multiple candle closures with volume confirmation, it opens the probability for continuation toward the $3 region, which stands as the next significant technical target 📈.
Blockchain Tsunami Hits Europe 🌪️
This two-year bond was registered under Germany’s eWpG law, which allows bonds to exist entirely on blockchain networks without a physical certificate. Ah, the joys of digital paperwork! 📝
Bitcoin Hits Dizzying Heights—Execs Gasp, Experts Wax Poetic, Markets Faint
Bitcoin catapulted to a new record on Thursday, bulldozing through the $113K mark with all the subtlety of a bull in a baccarat salon. As usual, industry veterans rushed in with hot takes for TopMob (because self-control is terribly last season). Some are positively euphoric about price prospects, while others wore their caution like last year’s dinner jacket—visible, but rather out of place.
You Won’t Believe What Crypto Did Today: Bitcoin Soars, Memecoins Go Bonkers 😲💸
Bitcoin’s price got all excited over the last twenty hours, flirting dangerously close to its all-time high of $111,970. I mean, talk about commitment issues! It didn’t quite get there, of course—guess it’s allergic to finishing anything. And naturally, the rest of the market can’t just sit back, so all the altcoins start doing their own little dances. $2.2 trillion for the total market cap? Oh, just a little pocket change between friends. And look at this—Bitcoin hogs 63.78% of it, obviously, because sharing is overrated.
Robinhood’s Latest Move: Ethereum and Solana Staking Now Available in the US
Now, if you’re wondering what staking even is (because let’s face it, most of us are just pretending to know), here’s the rundown: it’s basically locking up your tokens so they can validate transactions and keep the network running smoothly. It’s like being a bouncer at a really exclusive party, but instead of turning people away, you’re getting rewarded for making sure everyone behaves. Not a bad gig, eh?
Bitcoin to the Moon! 🚀
Bitcoin’s price has surged over 3%, pushing past the $111,000 level and approaching a key resistance zone near $112,400. This marks a return to record territory for BTC, as it tests the ceiling last seen during its previous all-time high. 🚀
Austen’s Take on the Polygon PoS Heimdall v2 Migration 🌟
In a communication of the most modern sort, the Polygon team has tweeted to inform the world that the Polygon PoS Heimdall v2 Migration is now in progress, with the deployment window expected to last for the next three hours. “Mainnet migration is now in progress with the deployment window expected for the next 3 hours,” the team announced, with all the gravity of a gentleman announcing his intention to propose.
OMG! Bitmine’s Stock Plummets 20% After $2B ATM Offering – You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!
The selloff comes on the heels of Bitmine closing a $250 million funding round and securing an at-the-market 💸 stock offering deal with Cantor Fitzgerald and ThinkEquity, according to a Wednesday SEC filing. Cantor will act as the lead agent, selling shares directly into the market over time at the company’s discretion.