You may have encountered Summ, once known as Crypto Tax Calculator, which boasts the remarkable ability to elucidate your tax liabilities while simultaneously ensuring that you pay as little as legally permissible. Who knew tax calculators could double as financial life coaches?
On the 26th of March, no less, Coinbase chaps reportedly told Senate types they couldn’t stomach the new guff about yield payments. Stablecoin rewards, it seems, are the bee in everyone’s bonnet.
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of the futures market because, honestly, it’s juicier than a daytime soap opera. According to CoinGlass-which sounds suspiciously like a trendy coffee shop-XRP’s open interest has skyrocketed to a staggering $2.60 billion in just one day, up 7%! It seems traders are not just twiddling their thumbs; they’re diving into long positions like kids into a ball pit!
The plot thickens as Swan asserts that former employees, in an act worthy of a melodramatic novel, absconded with sensitive materials before embarking on a nefarious journey to collaborate with Tether on an enterprise of their own design.
Now, in a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, this token took a nosedive from $4.71 to $0.79 in a mere two days-an 83% drop that must have sent investors into a tizzy. Yet like a persistent weed, it rebounded sharply. This dramatic swing has unveiled a potential inverse head-and-shoulders formation on our beloved 4-hour chart. It’s like watching a bad magician perform-there’s more here than meets the eye!
In the grand theater of American jurisprudence, a U.S. court has dramatically escalated the legal drama surrounding Nvidia, granting approval for a class action lawsuit that smells suspiciously of crypto-related discontent. The judge, a certain Haywood S. Gilliam Jr., found himself at the heart of accusations that Nvidia had misled investors about the role of cryptocurrency mining in their revenue stream, as if they were playing poker with the truth, bluffing all the way.
The lawsuit concerned Pharos, a program that helps people donate to charity crowdfunding efforts. On Wednesday, the main federal judge overseeing the case, Reed O’Connor, dismissed it. The judge explained that the plaintiff, Lewellen, didn’t demonstrate a real and immediate risk of being prosecuted for creating the software.
This activity, originating from wallets associated with the project’s team, is happening as the price is already facing difficulties breaking through a key resistance level. Similar transfers in the past have often led to coins being sent to exchanges, causing sudden and significant price swings, which suggests a possible sell-off could be coming.
Oh, what a delightful mess we have on our hands! The illustrious Apifox desktop client, a veritable darling of the API development world, has been ravaged by a rather unsavory supply chain attack. According to the ever-astute SlowMist, our attackers, those cheeky scamps, managed to slip a bit of malicious code into an official CDN-hosted script-a classic case of “who let the dogs out?” But, fear not! Users were blissfully unaware as this rascally script executed itself like a well-trained puppy.
In a post that could only be described as a modern-day elegy, our dear friend Maartunn from the CryptoQuant community has shed light on the frigid winds sweeping across Bitcoin’s on-chain activity. The “Network Activity Index,” a concoction of various metrics brewed by the analytics wizards at CryptoQuant, reveals a narrative of stagnation on this once-thrilling blockchain journey.
