BNB Chain’s 151% Surge: Solana’s Secret?

Nansen data showed that in the last 30 days, the number of successful transactions on BNB Chain passed 500 million, surging 151% from the previous 30-day period. The network is second only to Solana, which recorded nearly 1.8 billion transactions in that time frame. And just when you thought Solana was the king of transactions, BNB Chain came in with a 151% surge. Solana’s like, “Wait, what?” 🤯

Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Bonanza or Bust? mNAV Dips Below 1 – Is the Party Over? 🎢

Metaplanet logo with Bitcoin

Thanks to Bloomberg, we’ve got the scoop – Metaplanet’s enterprise value recently dipped below its Bitcoin holdings on Tuesday. Its mNAV, that fancy metric comparing value to its crypto booty, now sits at 0.99. Yep, for the first time, it’s gone below 1.0. Basically, the market is saying, “You’re worth less than the Bitcoin you’re holding.” Great feedback for a company that started as “Japan’s Bitcoin darling.” 💸💔

ADA’s 40% Rally? 🤔 Or Just Another Larry David Plot Twist? 🚀💸

Despite a sell-off that felt like a bad first date, ADA’s structure is clinging on like my ex to her yoga mat. Growk Finance’s chart says it’s in a 4-year symmetrical triangle-basically, it’s been in therapy for four years and still hasn’t figured itself out. The $0.70-$0.72 zone is acting like the bouncer at a club, keeping the bears out. For now. 🕵️‍♂️

XRP ETF Approval Could Trigger Massive Supply Shock

The race for the coveted spot XRP ETF approval is heating up like a summer day in Moscow, and some analysts are whispering (okay, loudly declaring) that this could ignite a supply shock of epic proportions. Hold on to your digital wallets, folks, this is about to get spicy.

Crypto Crash: A Farce of Biblical Proportions! 🤑💥

According to the soothsayers at DefiLlama, open interest in perpetual futures on decentralized exchanges (DEXs) plummeted from $26 billion to a mere $14 billion. Crypto lending protocols, those modern-day usurers, raked in over $20 million in fees-a record, no less. Meanwhile, the total borrowed across platforms dipped below $60 billion, a figure not seen since the halcyon days of August. 🏦💸