Crypto news

Bitcoin’s audacious rising wedge whispers of a tumble to $74,000, should that capricious support betray us all. 🎭

The Dow added 200 points, which is basically the financial equivalent of a mic drop after Tuesday’s drama. 🎤⬇️ Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq were like, “Yeah, we got this,” climbing 0.7% and 0.9%, respectively. Go on, little indexes, get your shine on! ✨

In a Tuesday post that no doubt had readers clutching their monocles, Hougan cheerfully dismissed the bloodbath as “a blip,” and gave crypto a bright little report card, stating it “got a passing grade.” A round of applause, please! 👏

Yet lo! Amidst this chaos, two soothsayers of the blockchain whisper of a savior: $120,000. They claim the winds of fortune may yet stir the market from its slumber, though one must wonder if these prophets are paid in satoshis or simply mad. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, dear me, what a splendid little jamboree in the annals of modern commerce! Nvidia, that chip-wielding titan of the digital ether, has roped in BlackRock, the voracious vulture of capital, to snaffle up some hapless global data center enterprise for a trifling sum of forty billion dollars or thereabouts. The ostensible goal? To hoard … Read more

Behold the weekly chart of Total2, the combined market capitalization of all cryptos save for the mighty $BTC. Here, we witness a drama of epic proportions, a struggle at a critical juncture. Last week’s candle, with its monstrous wick plunging downward, speaks of a bullish defiance-a testament to the voracious buying that arose as Total2 plummeted to depths once thought unimaginable. Yet, the question lingers: will the price retrace its steps, filling the void of that wick, before ascending once more? Or will the smaller wick from Tuesday’s bearish antics prove sufficient? Only time, that relentless march forward, will tell. ⏳📉

What do the so-called “experts” think about this possibility? Let’s dive in like we’re looking for the lost city of Atlantis but only find a pizza place instead! 🍕

In a proclamation as grand as a Tolstoy novel, Coinbase revealed this union on a Wednesday-a day as mundane as the human condition itself. CoinDCX’s über-CEO, Sumit Gupta, took to the digital pulpit (X, formerly Twitter, the modern-day marketplace of ideas) to declare a post-money valuation of $2.45 billion. A number so grandiose, it could only be the product of a society teetering on the edge of madness! 🤑

The move comes as India’s crypto user base surpasses 100 million while regulatory attention intensifies. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like throwing money at a market where 100 million people are already dancing with digital assets. 🕺

As traders hold their breath waiting for this impending drama, Sei is trading at $0.2243-down just a smidge, like that last slice of pizza nobody wants to eat. 🍕 Its value has plummeted by 20% over the last week and an epic 33% this past month. That’s more drops than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant!