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In another X post, Elite Swing Traders (clearly elite in the way a raccoon is elite at rummaging through trash) pointed out a completed bearish H pattern on the daily chart of the iShares Silver Trust. The drama unfolded when prices stagnated between $70.50-$71.00, a range so thrilling it could put a toddler to sleep. The purchasing energy, which had briefly mistaken itself for a superhero, lost its strength after an impressive gain-like a magician whose rabbit just asked for a union rep.

The buybacks may be executed through the open market, privately negotiated transactions or other methods, including trading plans under Rule 10b5-1, the company said. Galaxy added that it retains the right to suspend or discontinue the program at any time, depending on market conditions and other factors. (Because, of course, nothing is certain except the uncertainty of the stock market!)

The Dow, which you can peek at here, soared 758 points by mid-morning on Feb. 6, or 1.6%, to trade at 49,655.20. It looked as if it had just finished a delicious cream pie and was ready for a nap. The S&P 500 added 1%, while the Nasdaq Composite rose 0.7%. But let’s not pretend this was a victory lap-both indexes still had a week of sulkiness to process after the “tech rout,” which was less of a rout and more of a clumsy giant tripping over its own feet.

Dogecoin’s open interest has fallen below $1 billion, down over 16%, according to Coinglass data. The last time it dropped to these depths was October 2024, just before it pirouetted into an uptrend which led to a high of $4.45 billion in December 2024. October 2024 also marked the bottom for the DOGE price, as it rose from around $0.155 to as high as $0.46.

In the last 24 hours, $2.51 billion were liquidated in leveraged bets across the crypto market, according to CoinGlass data. A total of $2.03 billion of this figure was long positions expecting the market to rebound, while short positions accounted for $475.66 million. One might say the market is as predictable as a drunk seagull at a sandwich shop.

With a volatility rate that could leave even the most seasoned acrobat breathless at 2.7%, and a market cap that struts about boasting $1.36 trillion, Bitcoin seems to have taken on the role of the tragicomic lead in this unfolding drama. Alas, the 24-hour trading volume stands at a staggering $167.17 billion, perhaps a reminder of how much money can evaporate in the blink of an eye.

As our dear friend crypto flounders about, this latest escapade seems to be driven by escalating tensions in the Middle East. This has sent risk assets fleeing faster than cats from water, leaving behind a trail of confused investors wondering if they accidentally clicked “Buy” on their most recent impulse purchase.

At first glance, this rebound looks as promising as that cute guy who says he’s totally ready for a serious relationship but just keeps ghosting you. On-chain data, however, throws some serious shade, suggesting this little bounce is fueled more by short-term speculators than by any real demand for a long-term commitment. Historical patterns indicate that these kinds of rebounds are about as reliable as my New Year’s resolutions.

His pockets, lighter by $3 billion in unrealized crypto losses, seemed to him but a trifle, a paper cut in the grand ballet of existence. “Do you think I’m doing this for money?” he mused, his voice dripping with sarcasm sweeter than honey. “You’re pretty mistaken if you do.” Ah, the rich man’s jest-to lose a fortune and laugh at the folly of it all.

This news comes as Bitcoin’s price is doing the financial equivalent of the wobbly-legged dance, teetering towards the $64,000 mark. After announcing his move on the Twitter-whatsit (or X, as the young’uns call it these days), Kiyosaki got a right earful from his followers. Seems some folks don’t take kindly to being left holding the bag while the rich bloke skips off with his profits.