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As of Wednesday, the KOSPI index has fallen by over 12%. It dropped another 7% on the previous trading day, resulting in its worst performance since 2008.

Meanwhile, the prophet Vitalik Buterin, with his beard of wisdom and eyes of eternal ponder, has declared Ethereum’s destiny: to become a “sanctuary technology.” A noble vision, no doubt, in a world where governments spy, corporations prey, and wars rage like a drunkard’s temper. Yet, one wonders, is this not the dream of every idealist-a utopia built on code and hope, while the world burns in its own folly?

Binance has launched its initial AI Agent Skills, changing the way AI interacts with the cryptocurrency market.

The battle for the future of American digital finance has escalated to a fever pitch. On Wednesday, President Donald Trump unleashed an accusation on Truth Social, claiming U.S. banks are sabotaging his much-hyped crypto legislative agenda and warning that the GENIUS Act-the landmark stablecoin law he signed last July-“is being threatened and undermined by the Banks.”

On March 2, 2026, in a glitzy on-ice ceremony at the Crypto.com Arena (because naming rights are a thing now), the announcement was made during a game between the LA Kings and the Colorado Avalanche. Sure, because nothing says “we care about your education” like an ice hockey game. Joining the festivities were After-School All-Stars founder Arnold Schwarzenegger, because apparently he does more than just lifting things, and Luc Robitaille, President of the LA Kings-two people who, in their own ways, know how to throw a decent charity event.

The war did not shatter Iran’s crypto backbone; it proved, with the unglamorous precision of a courtroom, how indispensable stablecoins have become to its heartbeats and headaches alike.

According to the ECB, when folks swap euros for stablecoins, banks lose access to cheap, reliable funding-retail deposits-as predictably as a Vogon poetry reading loses an audience. Banks are now forced to rely on pricier wholesale funding, which comes with interest rates as volatile as a drunken supernova.

The price of Shiba Inu keeps breaking below short-term consolidation triangles that at first seemed to offer stabilization, resulting in one technical failure after another. For a brief period, each of these formations hinted at a possible reversal, or at the very least, a halt to the decline. Rather, they have decided to go lower, which has strengthened the ongoing bearish control. It’s like watching a toddler try to build a bridge with spaghetti-every attempt ends in a glorious, sticky mess.

Yes, folks, the same lawmakers who once treated CBDCs like radioactive spaghetti now say, “Not now, maybe never… or maybe in five years? We’ll circle back!”

The NEAR token, ever the drama queen, soared 40% this week, climaxing in a 10% leap overnight to breach $1.40. Trading volume surged, as did investor fervor, though one wonders if this is conviction or collective delusion.