Bitcoin Shatters Boredom and Records: $112K, Liquidations, and the Spectacle of Crypto

A chart even Tolstoy might sigh at

And then—oh, how the crypto gods snicker!—BTC soared, with the unconcern of a debutante vaulting over fences at twilight, straight into a breathless all-time high of $112,000. Cue a stage-right procession of altcoins, eager to imitate Big Brother, and in so doing, detonating a piñata of $500 million in liquidations across a multitude of unfortunate traders. (Somewhere, someone’s pet hamster is being consulted for investment advice. Again.)

Bitcoin’s Bullish Dreams Shattered?

Bitcoin, that most enigmatic of creatures, saw a modest increase of 2.55% in June, a mere whisper of its former self, a faint echo of the triumphant cry of $112,000 that once shook the very foundations of the market. And yet, like a shipwrecked sailor clinging to a piece of flotsam, the long-term holders (LTHs) remain steadfast, their conviction as unwavering as a mountain in the face of a raging storm.

SEI: The Token That Refuses to Budge, But Everyone Loves Anyway 🤷‍♂️

Analysts, who are usually as predictable as a bad sitcom, are now scratching their heads. They’re suggesting that this odd dance between market performance and on-chain growth metrics might just be the next big thing to watch. Over the past 24 hours, SEI has managed a modest 3.83% increase, pushing the price toward $0.26. It’s like watching a snail race, but hey, every little bit counts, right?

Nvidia Hits $4 Trillion: Wall Street Cheers, Tariffs Loom, and Everyone Sweats

Nvidia, oh lord—there’s a name you can say whistle-whisper in a saloon. The folks at that chip barn managed to climb high enough to smack their heads on a $4 trillion ceiling—first ever to do it, and the ceiling just gets higher. If stocks were apples, that’s a whole orchard of them, plus the neighbor’s pears and some extra peaches for the road. 🍏🍎🍑 Microsoft and Apple looked on, a little envious, as if their horses suddenly ran out of oats. Turns out, everyone wants what Nvidia’s selling: silicon for the Great AI Gold Rush (and not exactly at a discount, either).

XRP Price to the MOON! 🚀

Crypto analyst Shawn Mark is like the XRP whisperer or something. He’s all, “Hey, guys, I’ve got a prediction, and it’s gonna be HUGE!” 🤩 He’s talking 600% surge, folks! That’s like, a lot! According to his fancy Elliott Wave Theory, Wave 3 is gonna push XRP to the moon (not literally, but you get the idea). We’re talking $13-$15, maybe even $26-$33! 🚀