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As whispers of economic turmoil reach a fever pitch, the author of Rich Dad Poor Dad has taken to the modern parlors of X to share his wisdom. On March 27, he invoked the names of Edgar Cayce and Nostradamus-gentlemen whose predictions, though vague, have acquired an almost mythical status. Mr. Kiyosaki, with a wink and a nod, suggests that the prudent investor should turn their gaze toward assets untainted by the meddling hands of governments and banks.

Now, the DAO is brainstorming-or whatever they call it-an automated LDO token buyback mechanism. Because, you know, nothing says “we’re doing great” like buying back your own tokens. Target deployment? Q2 2026. Let’s hope they don’t miss that deadline like I miss social cues.

Remember when XRP was riding high at $1.60 on March 17? Yeah, well, it’s already corrected 18%. That bounce looks nice and all, but if you squint at the chart, derivatives, and on-chain data, they’re all saying the same thing: “Don’t get your hopes up!”

Alas, this clarity was promptly muddled by the uninitiated, who, with the zeal of a conspiracy theorist, misconstrued it as evidence of pre-allocated XRP contracts, as though the escrow were a treasure chest earmarked for some shadowy beneficiary. Schwartz, with the patience of a saint and the wit of a satirist, declared this interpretation as false as a three-dollar bill.

“Ah, the stablecoins!” he exclaimed, his eyes glinting with the mischievous gleam of a man who knows he holds the keys to the kingdom. “They are the Trojan horses of the financial world, my dear friends, the humble foot soldiers that shall lead the legions of TradFi into the promised land of blockchain. And Ripple, my esteemed comrades, is their fearless general!”

Representatives Max Miller and Steven Horsford have proposed a new bill called the PARITY Act. This legislation seeks to simplify how the U.S. government taxes digital assets like cryptocurrencies by updating the Internal Revenue Code.

But wait, there’s more! This retail dominance isn’t just a fun fact for your next crypto cocktail party. It means STRC’s fate is tied to the whims of retail sentiment toward Bitcoin. If BTC takes a nosedive, so does Strategy’s ability to keep buying the dip. It’s like a game of financial Jenga, but with more memes and fewer rules.

While the price has risen to over $66,000 after a recent dip, many experts on X still expect the price to fall further, predicting at least one more drop.

In a recent video extravaganza-an opus of sorts-the channel unveiled a handful of altcoins that might just deliver jaw-dropping returns without so much as a whisper of a new cycle high. Some of them merely need to reclaim levels that the fickle market once deemed appropriate.

According to a recent post by analyst Darkfost, gold prices have fallen over 17% from their peak of over $5,300. This drop follows a substantial increase earlier in 2024, which ultimately led to a 160% overall gain. Despite the uncertain economic conditions of 2025 – including unexpected tariffs and the threat of trade wars – gold initially attracted many investors seeking a safe investment. This high demand led to increased trading and the use of leveraged positions.