So, there’s this persistent myth floating around that crypto is some exclusive club for the wealthy, like a country club but with more volatility. Well, Brian Armstrong, the man at the helm of Coinbase, is here to bust that myth wide open. With the rhetorical finesse of a man who’s seen more charts than a math teacher, he declares: crypto is for everyone. Even you, yes, you with the $20 burning a hole in your pocket. 🔥
Crypto.com has signed a new partnership with South Korean fintech firm Travel Wallet to create a won-based stablecoin and expand crypto payment options for global travelers. 🤯
So, Bitcoin decided to bounce back above $105,500, smashing through $107,500 and $108,500 like they’re made of paper. The bulls were like, “Let’s do this!” and pushed it above $110,500. But then, plot twist! They couldn’t keep it above $111,500. Classic Bitcoin. 😑
This freefall shoved the market into “extreme fear” territory for the first time since April, making everyone wonder if the party’s over and we should all sell our imaginary yachts before it’s too late. One bloke even mumbled that deeper losses are brewing – because nothing says fun like watching your portfolio cry. 😂
Options traders are eyeing Bitcoin hitting $100k as if it’s the new Starbucks latte price, with a wild $120k bonus level just to make their day.
Apparently, Bollinger has identified potential “W” bottoms on the ETHUSD and SOLUSD charts, which is basically the crypto equivalent of finding a golden ticket in your Wonka Bar. 🍫 In his cryptic (pun intended) commentary on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not rename everything?), he noted that while Bitcoin is still snoozing like a hibernating bear, Ethereum and Solana are stretching their legs and eyeing the exit ramp to the moon. 🌕
If the Taker Buy/Sell Ratio bumps above 1.0 and the price stays above the sleepy $2.45 line, look out-$2.8 or even a stretch to $3.0 might just be around the corner, like a gambler’s last shot at glory.
Rising Open Interest and positive Funding Rates? More like swipe right for bullish vibes! 📈 Traders are flirting with risk again, though someone might need to remind them to pack a parachute in case things go south. 🪂
On a crisp Monday (Oct. 20, if you’re keeping score), Jupiter unveiled its Ultra V3 engine, promising transactions so smooth, even a sloth on a caffeine drip would approve. According to Jupiter, this engine isn’t just faster-it’s cheaper, safer, and probably secretly paid for by your future self. The trio of new tech-Iris Router, ShadowLane, and Predictive Execution-are like the Hogwarts houses of trading: clever, mysterious, and slightly magical.
With Bitcoin (BTC) chilling around $110K, we’ve got the perfect cocktail of technical signals and macro winds blowing in the right direction. This might just be the moment we’ve all been waiting for-Bitcoin could be ready for a giant leap!