The latest hourly chart is basically a drama series: Price drops from $0.82 to below $0.70, and open interest? It’s taking a nap. Traders are liquidating like it’s the end of the world (which, honestly, it kind of is). 📉
And now, dear reader, traders cast their gazes upon a seemingly magical threshold. A line that, like a wise elder, holds the power to guide them through the final quarter of 2025. Oh yes, this is the 50 EMA, that shimmering “Golden Line” that all are now watching with bated breath.
Hyperliquid has deployed 4,600 Hypurr NFTs on the mainnet HyperEVM. These tokens pay homage to the early patrons who believed in November 2024’s Genesis Event, as if memory itself could be minted. The project lists participants, core contributors, and Hyper Foundation as owners, all without the need to mint-an irony fit for a world that worships free stuff yet pretends it wants fairness.
According to Hilton, XRP is hanging around the $2.75 mark. He’s using the Relative Strength Index (RSI) to back up his claims. The RSI, for those of you who don’t care, is telling him XRP is “oversold.” Translation: “Oh, it’s really cheap right now, but don’t expect it to go up immediately!” So, prepare for more pain, folks. The market is looking like a sad puppy right now. And if Bitcoin decides to go down to, say, $100,000, XRP is going down with it. If you’re holding, I’d suggest getting comfy, because this ride is bumpy. 🚀💥
The genius folks at HTX Research spilled the tea in their half-year report, dissecting how DATs took over, why perpetual aggregators got super-sized, and stablecoins now basically run the payment playground. Grab that report if you want to sound smart at dinner parties! 🍷
The supply of ETH on exchanges is dropping-could this be the calm before the storm?
But hey, if you can reclaim the $4.2K resistance band, it’s like getting a second date after a disastrous first one. 💃✨ Confirmation for a continuation move? Sure, let’s call it a rebound romance toward the previous highs. 💘
The official statement? A masterclass in buzzword bingo: “align traditional finance with the Solana ecosystem.” Translation: We’re trying to make crypto sound less like a scam and more like a slightly fancier scam. 🎰
Cipher Mining (CIFR) is having the week of its life! Not only did they land an AI hosting deal for their Barber Lake facility, but they also managed to pull off a $1.1 billion convertible note offering. Talk about a plot twist, right? 🤯 According to Canaccord Genuity, this could totally change the company’s future, and they’re not just saying that to sell you on stocks.
The company puffed out its chest in the latest communiqué, announcing possession of 2,650,900 ETH, each acquired at a princely $4,141 (a bargain for some, madness for others). Not only do they hoard the mightiest Ethereum treasure, but they also stand proudly just behind MicroStrategy Inc., which, clutching 639,835 Bitcoin valued at a cozy $71 billion, rules the broader cryptoverse treasury ranks.