Ah, the marvellous world of Jack Dorsey’s Block, where money dances like a tipsy tightrope walker! 🕺💰 The clever chaps have announced that their Cash App will soon let users juggle stablecoins with the flick of a finger. How splendidly absurd!
In a Thursday tiddle-taddle, Cash App revealed a treasure trove of tricks for crypto enthusiasts. Imagine spending Bitcoin (BTC) like it’s pocket lint, converting your boring old fiat into BTC, and sending stablecoins faster than a witch on a broomstick! 🧙♀️✨ Fortune whispers these wonders might arrive by 2026-a mere blink in the eye of financial folly.
“Soon, millions of Cash App customers will prance about making payments without even owning Bitcoin!” the notice trilled, as if money were a magical creature one needn’t tame. 🦄💫
But which stablecoins, you ask? Ah, the notice was as vague as a foggy morning in London. Yet, the bigwigs-Tether’s USDT and Circle’s USDC-are surely sharpening their claws for the spotlight. Circle’s CEO, Jeremy Allaire, clapped like a seal at the news, dreaming of his stablecoin reigning supreme. 🐾👑
A Bitcoin Ballet on Square
But wait! There’s more to this financial fandango. Earlier this week, Block’s bigwigs announced a Bitcoin bonanza on Square. Dorsey, the ringmaster of this circus, declared merchants could now juggle Bitcoin to Bitcoin, Bitcoin to fiat, fiat to Bitcoin, or fiat to fiat payments. Four million sellers, they say, are already in the ring! 🎪🤹♂️
“Bitcoin is the trapeze of an open financial system,” Miles Suter, Block’s Bitcoin product lead, proclaimed with a flourish, “while stablecoins are the safety net for digital dollars.” 🪢💵
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2025-11-14 01:53