Can Mara Keep Up? Bitcoin Boom, or Just More of the Same? 😂

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Alright, so Mara Holdings—these guys are supposed to be big shots in Bitcoin mining, right? They’re pumping out more BTC in May—950 of ’em! That’s a 35% jump, because why not? And they snagged a record 282 blocks, a 38% boost. Wow, just what we needed—more Bitcoin. 🎉

And get this—they’ve got almost 50,000 BTC now, worth a cool 5.2 billion dollars—because who doesn’t need that much Monopoly money? 💰

Zero Bitcoin Sold? Really?

According to Salman Khan—yeah, that’s his real name—they’ve had a record month and sold… wait for it… zero Bitcoin! Zero. Nada. Nil. Like, what are they doing? Just hoarding? Smart or just cheap? Doesn’t matter. 😏

Oh, and their boss Fred Thiel, he’s like, “Yeah, our production is the biggest since the halving event in April 2024.” Because everyone loves a good halving story, right? It’s like a coupon sale—they’re just making more Bitcoin without giving any away! 🎯

The ‘Secret’ Sauce: Operating Our Own Pool

Fred’s bragging that they run their own mining pool—no fees, full reward, and all that jazz. He’s the only one among the public miners doing this fancy move. Basically, they’re playing Monopoly and not inviting anyone else to the game. Genius! 🧠

He also says their luck has been outpacing the network by over 10%. Yeah, they’re just lucky, like hitting the jackpot every time. Maybe they have a magic eight ball, who knows?

But Wait, Things Are Getting Harder?

Even with Bitcoin mining becoming a nightmare—hashrate hitting 942 exahashes per sec and difficulty surpassing 126 trillion—they’re still chugging along. It’s like running a marathon while carrying a boulder. Who needs easy, right? 😂

Bottom line: Mara’s doing well, but everyone’s getting smarter, and tougher, and more expensive. So good luck keeping up! Or not. Whatever. 🤷‍♂️

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2025-06-03 17:38