Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Is It a Coin or a Comedy Show? 🎢💰

So, Bitcoin was strutting around like it owned the place, hitting over $106,000. But then, surprise! The Middle East is on fire, and Trump decides to throw in his two cents. Guess what? BTC took a nosedive—down over a grand! Who saw that coming? 🙄

Meanwhile, the altcoins are having a rough day too. HYPE is down 5%, like it just got dumped at prom, while PI is doing a little happy dance, up by the same amount. What a world! 🌍

BTC Stopped at $106K

Bitcoin was riding high at the start of the week, flirting with $110,000 like it was the hottest date in town. But every time it got close, it got rejected faster than a bad pickup line. Now it’s sulking under $106,000. Classic! 😒

Sure, the bulls tried to make a comeback on Thursday, pushing it to $108,400, but then the Middle East drama kicked in, and boom! Down to under $103,000. It’s like watching a soap opera, but with more zeros. 📉

After a couple of days of chaos, BTC managed to sneak back above $106,000. But just when it thought it could relax, Trump pops up again, threatening Iran with “the full strength and might of the US Armed Forces.” Really? Is this a crypto market or a reality show? 🎭

Now Bitcoin is hovering above $105,000, but its market cap is still below $2.1 trillion. And it’s flexing with a 61.7% dominance over the altcoins. Talk about a power trip! 💪

Alts React

Most altcoins are feeling the heat too, slightly in the red. Ethereum is still above $2,500, but it’s like a bad haircut—just hanging in there. DOGE, BNB, LINK, XRP, and SOL are all down about 1%. HYPE is the biggest loser, down 5%. Ouch! 😬

On the flip side, Pi Network’s token is having a moment, jumping 5% after a flash crash. It’s like the underdog story nobody asked for! 🐶

And guess what? The top 100 altcoins have a new member! AB skyrocketed by 20% and is now in the big leagues. Who knew? 🎉

The total crypto market cap is down by around $20 billion since yesterday, sitting at $3.380 trillion. Just another day in the wild world of crypto! 💸

2025-06-15 12:18

BTC Stopped at $106K

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