So, Bitcoin‘s turning into that fancy boutique that only the invisible hand can afford. Retail investors? Yeah, they’re peering through the window, wishing they could get a piece of the crypto pie without having to pawn the toaster. And honestly, this might be the beginning of the end for the wild ride of the current bull market. Cheers to short supply and sky-high prices. 🥂
Crypto market insiders over at 10x Research have basically sighed and said, “Nope, Bitcoin is stretching its legs at a price point only a billionaire’s brunch can sustain.” This could spell doom for the shiny, four-year hype cycle everyone’s been clutching to like a lucky charm.
In their wisdom, 10x says we’re not exactly looking at the Bitcoin ‘teenager’ anymore – more like a moody middle-aged guy with a questionable investment portfolio. Drawing conclusions from these short 16 years? Yeah, questionable. But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got FOMO?
Bitcoin’s Peak? Well, Maybe Just $125,000 – According to the Slightly Cautious.
Meanwhile, other fancy models like the stock-to-flow one are out here predicting a $1 million Bitcoin. But 10x Research is coming in with a more modest prediction of $125K – a nice round number for the people who prefer their dreams tempered with a splash of reality. They nailed the October 2022 bear bottom, so let’s maybe listen to them? Or not.
Now, some bigwigs are still dreaming of much higher numbers. Geoff Kendrick from Standard Chartered predicts a cheeky $200,000 by 2025, and even more audaciously, a cool half a million by 2028 – because nothing says ‘invest like a lunatic’ quite like betting on a Trump encore. 🎯
And the smart money? Oh, they’re still piling into Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party-Binance’s BTCB token is still hanging out in the top 15 holdings, just behind some meme coins and other trashy favorites. Because who doesn’t love a bit of gambling with their retirement?
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2025-10-28 12:53