Bitcoin’s December Comeback: Santa’s Secret to Pump & Drip! 🎅🚀

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Alright, folks, hold onto your dollar bills and tighten those suspenders! Bitcoin’s “Santa” rally might just be around the corner, or so Coinbase claims – after all, who doesn’t love a good holiday miracle? 🎁💸

It seems the macroeconomic wind is blowing in favor of crypto’s finest, with the Fed about to play the reindeer games of interest rate cuts. But beware – the Scrooges in the Fed could spoil the party with some hawkish remarks. Ho, ho, ho – or maybe just ho-hum? 🎅📉

According to Coinbase Institutional, when liquidity gets spruced up and the Fed’s rate cut odds hit a glorious 92% (as of December 4th, no less!), crypto might just bounce back faster than you can say “HODL.” 🎉🙌

Back in October, Coinbase warned us of a “weakness” entering the crypto winter, thanks to their fancy global M2 index measuring fiat’s glorious outflow – or as we call it, the “Why-is-my-wallet-smaller?” indicator. But now? Looks like a December reversal! Or at least, that’s what Santa’s Elf economists are betting on. 🎅📈

Crypto Santa Claus?

Yet, the market sentiment? Still jittery – like a kid on Christmas morning who’s afraid Santa’s going to leave coal. Fear’s got the grip tight, and both big and small investors are hesitating, waiting for that ETF inflow to shower us with crypto goodies. Bah humbug? Not yet. 🎅🚧

Will the Fed’s Rate Cut Make Bitcoin Sing & Dance in ’26?

Now, if Santa’s sleigh is to land smoothly, it rides on the Fed’s interest rate cut, say the wise market sages. The best part? Nic Puckrin, the crypto Whovian, predicts that if Jerome Powell hits the right note on December 10th, we’re in for a Santa rally – with Bitcoin leading the sleigh. 🎶🎁

“If the Fed cuts rates on December 10th, along with ending QT, there’s little standing in the way of a Santa rally for Bitcoin – bar any major geopolitical bombshell.” 💣🎅

But, hold your egg nog! Powell’s words will be under the microscope – any hawkish whispers could put a damper on the holiday cheer. Investors are like kids checking their gifts: eager, hopeful, but ready to cry if it’s socks again. 🧦😢

Some smart folks, like Chris Kim of Axis, are already weighing in – saying December looks brighter. They see big technical retests around $80K and some positive signals, like Vanguard allowing ETF trading. Sounds like Santa might be coming early! 🎅📊

And let’s not forget the rumor mill: Kevin Hassett might take the Fed chair gig in ’26, promising a “more dovish” outlook that could turn crypto’s frown upside down. Sounds almost like fantasy – or just plain Mel Brooks style magic. 🎩✨

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2025-12-06 20:12