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What to know:
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- Ah, the cries of traders, once bold as bullmastiff males, now whimper beneath the altar of fate. Alas, capital’s long-term pulse still beats, like a stubborn oprichnik.
- Glassnode and CryptoQuant murmur of liquidity’s steadfastness and a market-dares I say it?-balancing itself like a tsarist bureaucracy attempting reform. 😂
- Bitcoin, that fickle lover of the market, now clings to $112,700 like a beggar at a banquet. Ethereum’s 3.7% plunge? A yawn compared to the drama, or merely a cat’s nap? 🐱
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Good Morning, Asia. Here\’s what\’s making markets moan and mew:
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Despite the catastrophic… shock of history’s grandest crypto liquidation, our analysts (Glassnode and CryptoQuant, the self-appointed Tolstoys of blockchain) claim the market’s soul-structurally speaking-remains unscathed. A grand purge of speculative vices, they argue, has left it… civilized.
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CryptoQuant, in its recent odyssey of insight, asserts that while fleeting folly has fled, the whales continue their methodical accumulation. USDT supply swells like a benevolent uncle’s waistline, and ETF inflows chug steadily. Alas, is this optimism or merely a poet’s delusion in the face of chaos? 🤷
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Glassnode, ever the grumpy uncle, sees this as a market digesting its losses like a terrier chewing through its own bones. Funding rates halved? Check. Perpetual CVDs gone negative? Check. Options traders gird for dark clouds? How thrilling. 🌧️
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Glassnode paints a portrait of a market in therapeutic monochrome; CryptoQuant, ever the optimist, spies a dam on the river of bullish potential. Both agree one truth: the market now exists in a state of transition, like a peasant acquiring a silver spoon-but with more Bitcoin. 🕴️
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If BTC breaks $115k, the latter group believes it might spark a new Golden Kirov era of prosperity. Or not. The gods of crypto are capricious creatures, after all. 🎲
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Market Movement
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BTC: Bitcoin’s descent to $112,700-a tragedy in five acts? Yet the Fed’s newfound moderation offers hope. Or, as some cynics whisper, a new multiplayer game of ‘People Say Nothing When They Are Investing’ 🤐.
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ETH: Ethereum dabbles in 3.7% despair, yet the CME’s grip tightens like a knight’s embrace. Is institutional support kindness or just a dragon hoarding more treasure? 🐉
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Gold: BlackRock and Bank of America dream of $4k gold and $65 silver. Dare we believe these fiscal prophets? Or is it merely a brilliantly choreographed fireworks display to distract from reality’s tedium? 🎆
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Nikkei 225: Traders fiddle while Trump tweets tempests and tariffs. Japonesely elevated, the Nikkei lurks at 0.3%, a zen master in the eye of chaos. 🤯
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What to know:
- Ah, the cries of traders, once bold as bullmastiff males, now whimper beneath the altar of fate. Alas, capital’s long-term pulse still beats, like a stubborn oprichnik.
- Glassnode and CryptoQuant murmur of liquidity’s steadfastness and a market-dares I say it?-balancing itself like a tsarist bureaucracy attempting reform. 😂
- Bitcoin, that fickle lover of the market, now clings to $112,700 like a beggar at a banquet. Ethereum’s 3.7% plunge? A yawn compared to the drama, or merely a cat’s nap? 🐱
Good Morning, Asia. Here’s what’s making markets moan and mew:
Despite the catastrophic… shock of history’s grandest crypto liquidation, our analysts (Glassnode and CryptoQuant, the self-appointed Tolstoys of blockchain) claim the market’s soul-structurally speaking-remains unscathed. A grand purge of speculative vices, they argue, has left it… civilized.
CryptoQuant, in its recent odyssey of insight, asserts that while fleeting folly has fled, the whales continue their methodical accumulation. USDT supply swells like a benevolent uncle’s waistline, and ETF inflows chug steadily. Alas, is this optimism or merely a poet’s delusion in the face of chaos? 🤷
Glassnode, ever the grumpy uncle, sees this as a market digesting its losses like a terrier chewing through its own bones. Funding rates halved? Check. Perpetual CVDs gone negative? Check. Options traders gird for dark clouds? How thrilling. 🌧️
Glassnode paints a portrait of a market in therapeutic monochrome; CryptoQuant, ever the optimist, spies a dam on the river of bullish potential. Both agree one truth: the market now exists in a state of transition, like a peasant acquiring a silver spoon-but with more Bitcoin. 🕴️
If BTC breaks $115k, the latter group believes it might spark a new Golden Kirov era of prosperity. Or not. The gods of crypto are capricious creatures, after all. 🎲
Market Movement
BTC: Bitcoin’s descent to $112,700-a tragedy in five acts? Yet the Fed’s newfound moderation offers hope. Or, as some cynics whisper, a new multiplayer game of ‘People Say Nothing When They Are Investing’ 🤐.
ETH: Ethereum dabbles in 3.7% despair, yet the CME’s grip tightens like a knight’s embrace. Is institutional support kindness or just a dragon hoarding more treasure? 🐉
Gold: BlackRock and Bank of America dream of $4k gold and $65 silver. Dare we believe these fiscal prophets? Or is it merely a brilliantly choreographed fireworks display to distract from reality’s tedium? 🎆
Nikkei 225: Traders fiddle while Trump tweets tempests and tariffs. Japonesely elevated, the Nikkei lurks at 0.3%, a zen master in the eye of chaos. 🤯
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