Bitcoin’s $90K Dream Crumbles Again! 🚀💸 #HypeHysteria

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O, what a wondrous ascent did Bitcoin make on Wednesday, only to be cast down by the fickle winds of fate, plummeting with the speed of a falcon in flight! 🦅💸

Behold, the larger-cap altcoins, like weary jesters, continue their descent, with ETH groaning at $2,850 and XRP fleeing beneath $1.90. HYPE, that most fickle of courtiers, now laments a 10% loss! 🤡📉

BTC Pumps and Dumps

Though the Fed, that venerable sage, reduced rates by 25 bps, Bitcoin’s fortune wavers like a moth in a storm. It soared to $94,500, only to be rebuked and hurled to $89,500-a most ungracious reception! 🧙‍♂️📉

Yet, on the weekend, it dared to rise to $90,000, dancing in place like a drunken nobleman. But lo, Monday brought sorrow, as BTC dumped five grand in an hour, leaving bulls weeping into their cups. 🥂😢

It sought to recover, but the market, ever capricious, barred its path at $88,000. Then came the fateful pump-and-dump, a bull trap of the highest order! Bitcoin leapt to $90,000, only to be cast down once more to $85,500. A tragedy fit for the stage! 🎭💔

Now it bounces at $87,300, yet its market cap, that proud lion, remains caged below $1.75 trillion. Its dominance over alts, however, has surged-57.6% on CG! A triumph, though fleeting. 🦁👑

Alts in the Red

Behold, the altcoins, those hapless courtiers, bowing to Bitcoin’s growing might. ETH, that once-proud prince, now languishes at $2,850, while XRP, ever the scapegoat, falls beneath $1.90. BNB, SOL, and the rest, all suffer 3.5% losses! 🩸📉

Hyperliquid’s token, HYPE, descends like a fallen star, losing 10% in a day! A month ago, it soared above $25, but now it crawls beneath! A most tragic tale! 🌌🎭

LEO and PUMP, those most unfortunate souls, lose 28% and 12% respectively. Yet NIGHT and CC, the rebels, rise 7-8%-a flicker of hope in this dark comedy! 🌟

The crypto market cap, that steadfast giant, holds firm at $3 trillion, though it trembled yesterday. A testament to resilience, or perhaps mere luck! 🧱🍀

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2025-12-18 13:46