On a sultry Tuesday not unlike that fateful one in Yalta (except with fewer stray cats), Bitcoin set up camp above the $100,000 line, much like an eccentric professor who refuses to leave his dacha even after the train schedule changes. Somewhere in the vast steppes of the Internet, one Gert van Lagen has donned his digital top hat and declared – with more certainty than a Moscow fortune-teller – that the next act of our interminable crypto drama is nigh.
History, as Gert assures us (and as history itself likes to assure everyone), is a wheel forever spinning back on itself. We have evidence! Charts! The AVIV Ratio, glowing orangely, heralds the coming fever – as it once did in the heady days of 2013, 2017, and yes, the pandemic-ridden ballet of 2021. Gert points at squiggly lines and solemnly declares, “This deviation means business!” – rather like Professor Woland reading omens in a Muscovite basement.
The Glorious AVIV Ratio: Prophet or Charlatan? 😏
Bitcoin briefly soared above $111,800, shocking both sighing traders and those still searching their couch cushions for old Dogecoin. Now, the price coyly lingers in the $105,000 ballroom, awaiting its next waltz. The AVIV Ratio itself – that cryptic fiddler on the chart – once again approaches the red +3σ line, which, we are told, is as ominous as a black cat crossing your ledger.

Our narrator, intent on stirring the pot, draws parallels to those halcyon days of old: in 2013, Bitcoin loitered at $200 before its leap to $1,200, shocking holders and short sellers alike. In 2017, an eerily similar graph shape led to champagne corks popping as the price knifed skyward. In 2021, lovers and cynics alike watched as $69,000 came and went faster than a disappearing magician’s coin. So now, with the AVIV Ratio once again flirting with destiny, perhaps it’s best to keep your umbrellas handy – lest gold rain from the digital heavens… or someone tips a bucket off the balcony.
“Nothing has crossed the red line yet,” whispers Gert, glancing over his shoulder as if expecting Behemoth the cat to demand rent. But much like Bulgakov’s immortal bureaucrats, our Bitcoin protagonists know that the true drama comes after the paperwork is signed. With precedent as their only map, the faithful bet on a threefold rise, aiming at that mythical $300,000 target, clutching their ledgers and their luck in trembling hands.
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Gert is careful, like an old devil who knows Moscow doesn’t love loud prophecies. He avoids declaring a top, nudging his readers with a sardonic wink: “It could happen, it might not – but wouldn’t it be a spectacle if it did?” Bitcoin, meanwhile, continues its dizzy dance, sliding 1.4% overnight and spinning its way back toward $105,000, daring anyone to call its bluff. One thing is certain: whether it’s parabolic surges or pitiful plunges, no one can look away. Not Voland, not Margarita, and certainly not the crowd crammed into the theatre of the absurd known as the crypto market.

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