Ah, the intoxicating dance of recession risks and macroeconomic uncertainty has once again taken center stage in the grand theatre of finance! As our dear Bitcoin frolics down a delightful -20% from its lofty heights, one might wonder if it is not merely rehearsing for an encore. Tomas, the macro analyst with all the charm of an over-caffeinated philosopher, posits that the economic backdrop resembles less a tragicomedy and more a whimsical farce, despite early 2025âs teasing hints of weakness.
âA recession? Bah! Doesnât look very recessionary to me,â he quipped in a recent post on X, channeling the spirits of skeptical pundits past. He referenced those daring indicators that dipped like an ill-fated soufflĂ© in February, only to find themselves steadying the ship (or should I say yacht?) in recent weeks. What a truly marvelous tableau of growth and optimism! His analysis tells us that US growth nowcasts, those mystical aggregators of real-time economic growth, have found solace by leveling off after their February blunders.
In the great narrative of market sentiment, the Citi Economic Surprise Index (CESI) plays a pivotal role. âFalling CESI = data being a dreary disappointment, rising CESI = a delightful surprise!â Tomas elucidated, revealing the complex intricacies of the index. As the curtain drew on the dismal early-year weakness, these indicators, like a refined wine, have begun to breathe anew.
And Now, the Grand Parallels of Bitcoin and Summer 2024
With a flair for the dramatic, Tomas now draws our attention to echoes of past market calamitiesâspecifically, the tempestuous Summer of 2024 and the rather unfortunate rout of late 2018. In both instances, a delightful concoction of âgrowth/recession scaresâ and other unexpected pressures rattled the markets, like a jester at a royal banquet.
âUpon my honor, the two markets that resemble our current quandary most closely are Summer 2024 and late 2018,â he mused. During the summer soirĂ©e of 2024, the growth concerns coupled with the notorious yen carry trade unwind resulted in a rather dramatic 10% dip in equity markets. Ah, the memories! And who could forget the late 2018 fiasco, a tempest fueled by trade wars and tariffs that expanded the correction to a spine-chilling 15%?
Now, as our beloved equity markets share stories of their recent 10% slumber party, Tomas detects haunting echoes of history in Bitcoinâs own escapadesâ30% decline in Summer 2024, 54% in late 2018, and here we are again, witnessing a 30% twist of fate!
âSo, which way shall the winds blow?â he pondered, gesturing grandly at the uncertain crossroads before us. He leans toward a scenario akin to the relatively tame Summer of 2024, rather than the Shakespearean tragedy that was late 2018. In his own whimsical words, âI dare say these tariffs will be less villainous than one might expectâmy belief has remained steadfast for months!â Such is the charm of hope amid disarray!
Several supporting players bolster his claim: the recent easing of financial conditions (a sigh of relief from our financial drama), the US dollarâs lackluster performance akin to a washed-up actor during a revival, and the ever-optimistic seasonal rebounds in US equity indices. And let us not forget the stable credit markets, behaving as well-behaved children at a party.
Alas, Tomas admits to a touch of ennui over the ceaseless tariff debates. âI find myself quite spontaneously bored with all this tariff chatter,â he lamented, with a sly wink. And as the clock ticks towards April 2, âTariff liberation day,â agog anticipation hums through the air, promising revelatory drama!
As we tiptoe across this financial landscape, Bitcoin now prances at a price of $86,557, a true star of our contemporary tale.

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